Commodus Comedy

History is a lie that is agreed upon. My pronouns are Handsome/Brilliant. American Patriot 🇺🇸

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“I must strive for greatness rather than settle for mediocrity because I am cursed with the belief I am meant for more than what is my reality.” - Commodus Comedy (2024)

[Morse Report @MorseReport]

🚨Adjusted for inflation, the current gap between U.S. retail diesel prices and crude oil prices is the widest in recorded U.S. history – larger than during the 2008 financial crisis, larger than during the 2022 COVID shock, and about three times as large as at the peak of the 1979–81 oil shock.

We are currently witnessing the single most egregious instance of oil-industry price-gouging in all of American history.

Follow: @MorseReport

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@GalaxyNinja54 @doofinc_ @charlieINTEL Not true at all. Everyone knows BO2 and MW2 was the peak

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@jynxxly @Giggle_XD_ @doofinc_ @charlieINTEL Without MW19 there was no Warzone. Cope harder

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@Giggle_XD_ @doofinc_ @charlieINTEL MW19 and Warzone revived a dead franchise.

Nobody was playing COD in 2018

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@doofinc_ @charlieINTEL Advanced warfare was the start of the fall of the COD franchise lol

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@Brett_McMurphy Idk man this might just the the O-Lines pass pro. Times where he’s held on to the ball too long sure.. but also times where the only reason we didn’t take a loss is because he was able to extend the play and find someone downfield

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If anyone’s curious it was somehow auto defaulted to 360p 😭

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WiFi is plenty fast but yet @YouTubeTV is always insanely blurry and pixelated.

Anyone got any tips?

[TJ Salomone @TJSalomone]

One of the greatest college football plays of all time, period.

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@seminole4life22 And the only time it’s ever worked

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@eliblevins917 You should have

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@culvers it’s 2026 and y’all don’t offer a lettuce wrap? 😭

Help a brother out @OGAurelius

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@RonDeSantis let’s make Florida as a state next

[City of Tempe, AZ @Tempegov]

Tempe has turned off its Flock automated license plate reader system and will end its contract with the company. The cameras are no longer collecting license plate data, and Tempe will not seek another company to replace the system.

While the cameras have helped Tempe Police solve crimes, recent misuse of automated license plate reader systems in Arizona and nationwide has raised concerns about the risks that come with the technology.

Tempe Police has found no misuse of its own Flock system.

Flock will remove its cameras, and previously collected data will be automatically deleted after 30 days unless it is connected to an ongoing case or investigation.

Read through the slides to learn more about the decision and what it means for Tempe.

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@LeadingReport

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@_willcompton Should have worn a cup lol

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@liltruckerbae @itz_jer @ClutchPoints Why would she need to comply with socioeconomic norms to be considered trans?

Sounds a bit transphobic.

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@Randal2faded I hate to break it to you king.. but I think she raped you

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A rare Grady L take

[Kittywitty @KittyWiddy]

It’s crazy how government officials are telling us, the taxpayers, that it’s better for us to continue to pay higher taxes. I’m not listening to this sheriff ever again. He endorsed Byron. They’re all clowns.