COMMODUS J TRUMP

Joined Twitter to Make America Great Again.
Staying for The #GreatAwakening.
Won't you join me?🙏😌

[COMMODUS J TRUMP @CommodusJTrump]

Was this really such a BAD thing?😔

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

This woman programmed her phone to handle scam calls with an AI voice assistant emulating President Trump’s voice.

This is sheer brilliance

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

Outrageous! Daycare keeps every piece of your kid’s artwork all year… then hits you up to buy it back.

This mom got the email: want your son’s handprint? That’ll be $49.95 on an apron, thanks. They literally turned child art time into a storefront.

As a dad, my kids came home with a collection that would rival an art gallery every single week — and it’s always been free. Could we get special pieces made? Yes. But the daycares never kept them.

Are people seriously okay with this? 😡

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

USPS counter drama unfolds: A customer in a pink dress insists on getting a printed receipt right away. The postal worker, clearly running the counter by himself today, tells her she can print it at the kiosk and says ‘the argument is done.’ He points her toward the supervisor.

She keeps pushing back as the tension builds. An older customer in a Hawaiian shirt waits patiently in the background.
Is this a reasonable request from the customer, or an unrealistic expectation given the situation?

Post office workers — what’s your side of these interactions? Customers — have you ever run into something similar?

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

This woman has her first Chick-fil-A run at 60-something and has a full meltdown in the drive-thru 😂

‘I’ve never been to a Chick-fil-A… this was TRAUMATIZING… organized chaos… like a concert… y’all do this on a normal basis?! It’s like needing a college degree for Starbucks!’

Ma’am, the rest of America has been peacefully ordering Chick-fil-A chicken sandwiches while you were out here living like it’s the apocalypse. The horror!

Normal people: 😎
This lady: 🫠

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

British Comedy again!

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Never heard her talk normal before!

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Something you never see any more

Flight attendants having fun with the opening announcements

h/t No.Gloves2

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Dr Fauci pushed AZT as the only treatment for AIDS

His C-19 playbook of insisting on Remdesivir was the same

This was & is criminal

RFKjr explains

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Time lapse photography of the repair of the Reflecting Pool in DC

What an incredible change for the better

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Absolutely 💯

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Never knew this.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

A few weeks ago , Austin Metcalf’s Twin Brother got to receive his Brother’s Diploma.
Such a sad day.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

When a Karen tries to get you fired from your OWN company 😂😂. This skit made me laugh.

This dude is driving his own truck when some lady gets his number off the side and calls to rat him out. He plays along like the world’s most committed employee:

“Ma’am, can you describe the driver?”
“Older gentleman… green hat backwards… looks like he’s on something.”
“That’s cash. He’ll be terminated immediately.”

Then drops the fake sob story: lost his dog to a drunk driver, three surviving kids to feed, “this is the sign we needed to let him go.”

By the end she’s backpedaling hard: “Oh no, I didn’t mean for anyone to lose their job!”

Peak troll energy. Self-employed kings stay winning. 🤣

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Another explanation of Gen X

Dan Regan gets it right

[Mr. Potato Head ⚡️ @MrPotatoHeadUSA]

Sometimes nature steals the spotlight. While searching for lions, Marius Niemann caught an incredible split-second hunting scene from a tiny lizard.

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

There is no longer a sense of controlled tension

NYC now projects open hostility thru its many immigrants attitudes

No attempt made to hide it

[Mr. Potato Head ⚡️ @MrPotatoHeadUSA]

Thousands of rocks surge downslope in a mesmerizing flow

[Mr. Potato Head ⚡️ @MrPotatoHeadUSA]

The infinity barrel, a portal to the backrooms.

[🔨Robert The Builder 🇺🇸 @NobodymrRobert]

It's Timber Time.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Do you?