Jeff Compton

Lend to, borrow from. Always play the percentages. Aspiring notary. Don’t call it a comeback because I’ve been here for years.

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@MeatSauce1 https://t.co/MzPKsrjS1z

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@NickNelsonMN Max Kepler

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@LDS_Dems This is the most sane thing I’ve heard a democrat say in quite some time - very refreshing to hear.

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@naval To decide where I will be spending eternity.

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@Pirates hey guys - just checking in to say it looks like it will be sunny and perfect all day today - so there’s no reason to cancel the game like you did last Friday when it was partly cloudy for an hour.

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@Pirates hey guys - just checking in to say how nice it was to come to Pittsburgh for the first time ever yesterday, pay $280 for a game, have it get rained out despite zero rain all night, drive home, and not be able to get a refund! Can’t wait to comeback sometime!

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@Pirates Still can’t exchange my tickets. Hopefully this gets figured out by your convenient 1:35ET deadline today.

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@Pirates My wife and I drove from Baltimore for the game tonight, which you guys cancelled despite zero bad weather.. Then you keep our money despite us not being able to make it to the game tomorrow, nor for any games the rest of the year… What a shit hole business in a shit hole city.

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@Pirates Wonderful. Drove all the way from Baltimore and it hasn’t rained a drop yet and not a ton in the forecast.

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@TwinsCentral1 Terry Mulholland

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@EmpireStateTone @ChristianDudzik That wasn't a compliment. Good college teams don't brag about getting 11 guys to the ball. Good teams brag about big time wins and natty's (and not FCS natty's).

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Ehhh ya kind of considering Bison fans “wanted Bama” in the recent past. Being the little engine that could and calling out the top dog is delusional. But idk, maybe Bison fever has calmed down since I lived there and the team/fans are more realistic with the teams talent level.

[Christian Dudzik @ChristianDudzik]

@ComptOnetime Sum wrong with that?

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@MensHumor Loan Thugs and Farm Money

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@UntimelyEvent @10k_Takes Scott Diamond

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@jakesgraphs I figured

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@jakesgraphs do you agree that the wolves tend to play better when they hold their opponents to 100 or less?

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@libsoftiktok “He dindu nuffin’!”

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@CollinRugg “I nindu nuffin!”

[Jeff Compton @ComptOnetime]

@ESPNBet hey guys, just fyi I turned my free bets into $984 today, and I’ll be cashing out most of that, so when my check arrives just make sure to tell your bank to have enough cash in the vault this week. Thanks