Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️

Somehow capable of blaming societal issues on cars | City enthusiast 🚈 🏙️ | Comically gay

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

@wmataGM Yes!
1) More about the bus funding problem you bring up every time someone complains about buses
2) Capital projects in the pipeline, even if they’re just ideas
3) Lessons learned from past projects and/or other systems

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

@metroweekly @DCHomos There is no reason that the graphic here has to be AI-generated

[Jacklled @jacklled]

Happy pride month

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

Wait a minute, @operagxofficial?

[tiago 🐈 @tiagozip_]

i made a map of everyone on twitter!
yes you're on there too ^w^

every account is placed next to the people they talk to, so you can find out where you are, which cluster claimed you, and exactly who you're stuck next to

https://t.co/vTCg4INLNa

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

A single happy tear is rolling down Curtis Sliwa’s cheek

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[yoxic @yoxics]

IShowSpeed didn't realize he was sitting next to Zohran Mamdani the Mayor of New York City the entire time while at the World Cup game 😭

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

@capitalweather I don’t know what was in the air yesterday evening but it was magnificent

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

When the mamatus gets really funky with it, you get…this. I’m sure meteorologists have a name for it
@capitalweather

[SecondAmendment @SecondAmendment]

Paging @RichOToole!!! Emergency!!!! Bring Fettuccini! Alert @OKWildlifeDept!

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

@TerribleMaps Is this by population in the 1940 or 1950 census?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

@calciumcore Why do you hate me?

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

@RailroadRaccoon Unfortunately the Ohioan of which you speak sees that Illinois has better protections for minorities and thinks that’s a bad thing

[Metro Forward @wmata]

Happy 40th anniversary to the Ballston-MU to Vienna section of the Orange Line! 🟠🚇 That includes East Falls Church, West Falls Church, and Dunn Loring. Together, these five stations served 5.9 million trips in 2025, and average 19,000 per weekday.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

⚠️

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

@calciumcore If he introduces that game to me I might break a binding of Isaac in confusion (a la pokemon)

[Con Palos 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ @Con_Palos]

@Dorkasaurus5 @electrolemon Sam Reich was listed as famous, but Paul Robalino was listed as not famous