Absolute Kenyan

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[Absolute Kenyan @ConcernedQenyan]

Current situation in Kenya

[Cheers and Beers @Henny_InaTeaCup]

@B3laze To simplify,he means you're down bad 😂

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

She was never a good girl, she was a silent whore

[Sasuke🐨🇧🇷 @sasuke_aoi_]

“She was never a good girl, she was a silent whore.”

~Mutwiri (2026)

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Pharmacy iko na market vibaya sana

My lil bro is the irresponsible and drunk type. Akilipwa mshahara he disappears for a week and will come back to work pesa ikiisha.

But that nigha cannot stay unemployed for 2 weeks! Wanakuja kumtafuta hadi home wampatie kazi!

[kenyan🌴 @norriegar]

Soft life
Mimi nimewahi baki solo na mzae... Lunch naitiwa Taon buwana....nawekewa fare naendea makuku then naingia jevanjee kutegea mzae atoke job...mzae anamaliza 4 pm na kunikujia tuzidi mtaa na supper take away 😂😂😂😂😂

[Comrade Wa kabarack 🙆 @AmosSalau8404]

Watu hapa kwa village wakona very old twitter accounts with less followers juu they don't understand how it works

[JoyBoy @_GreatnessTupu]

Kutu inaweza fanya uchizi I'm telling you

[Mtemi 👑 Bokono 🇰🇪 @Bokono_m]

Mathee ashai kosana na mzae akaenda. Almost 2 weeks hatukuwahi Oga... Alirudu akapata tunakunywa Sodas na Chipo daily ni ka tulimsahau😂😂😂

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Unalog in tinder ukiswipe unapata picha ya dame yako lakini you can't ask her juu utaulizwa ulikuwa unafanya nini huko 😂😂😭

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

What happens na most military guys wakiretire, naona wanaishi maisha mbaya sana, most of them wamechizi.

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Ile pesa inamwagwa Ol Kalou constituency inaweza maliza kuunda barabara ya Ol Kalou -Gil Gil, iweke madawa kwa all hospitals in the area, ilipie watoto wote wa Ol Kalou school fees ya miaka kadhaa.

Siasa ya handouts itatumaliza kama wakenya

[👤 @alekkin_m]

🚨 breaking: rare pic of kenyan Parliament in session has leaked

[Ndaga ® @fndaga]

Hailed an Uber to Westlands about 1 hour ago and the car was one of those tiny Chinese EVs called HENREY MINOR, but here's where it gets interesting, the driver's name was HENRY MAINA and my flabber was completely gasted 🤣😂😂🤣

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Britain colonized Singapore. Singapore is now richer than Britain. Africans are responsible for their own suffering.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

I need you guys to lock in tonight. The quiz begins shortly

[Emmanuel Chege 🇵🇹🇳��🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇪🇪🇸 @chege_manu]

Vijana wa 9-5 wanapitia kwa mama pima leo badala ya mama mboga. Maisha mbaya sana

[Ruto James @RutoJames7113]

Paid for a few things using M-Pesa, and the way people stared at me was crazy, I had to hurry up and leave. Being called Ruto comes with a lot of hate.

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Kuomoka na kazi ya jua kali huwa ngumu sana kuliko zile mbao za “blue gum”. Unajituma yako yote unapata Mia mbili ya siku unakumbuka lunch ulikula 190 na hukulipa. Hio balance ya 10 bob ndo utaskumia a huns anununue icepop atleast uonekane you’ve done something great

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

Nilienjoy sana kukaa kwa uncle yangu pale 2022.
Jioni unakula sahani mbili za nyama imebaki na chai😂😂

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

She looks evil but loving.