Wife Helen

trapped in a Barnes and Noble because the escalator is too scary

Helen stan

officially a mother 11-16-21 👶❤

dead human female xx

@PowerfulIncel's wife ❤️

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

@crash_matrix @PowerfulIncel I went up this escalator on Monday and have been too scared to come back down since

[REDUXX @reduxx]

UK: A popular "female" V-Tuber who was arrested for possessing prohibited images of children has been exposed as a trans-identified male.

Mimi Yanagi, whose birth name is Jordan Williams, showed an interest in "artwork" of infants being raped.

https://t.co/gxUSp7yaKU

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

live long and prosper 🖖🏻

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

"I am queen of the Star Wars :)"

[Loren @PaintedIn]

@VeryBadLlama https://t.co/w28pRiz0ln

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

@TicTacUSA 🐉❤️

[Lyra ◌♡◌ @Lyraworldxm]

IT WILL BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE KITTEN.

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

Kang Pop

[Brandon @TheMidwestVet]

@kangminlee Every one knows the “K” in K-pop stands for Kafrican Kamerican.

Why would anyone think it’s Korea?

[SPIKE🐈 @Spikey_Buddy]

https://t.co/gaIaaMVRvb

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

Cremations

[Save A Lot @SaveALot]

Big cookie energy. Tiny price tag. Sorry, ‘other sandwich cookie.’

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

guys

[UltwpnX @UltwpnX]

@TMZ Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down and she did.

[Bit Paine ⚡️ @BitPaine]

It’s actually substantially worse than this tweet makes it out to be:

The study in question claimed that black babies died more when cared for by white doctors.

Not only was that finding spurious and disappeared when controlling for low birthweight infants, it DID find that white babies died more when cared for by black doctors.

They were well aware of this, and an audit of the original manuscript showed a comment where they intentionally chose to downplay this because it “did not fit the narrative.”

Wokeness went through academia like a fucking freight train and produced some of the most god-awful bullshit since the inception of the scientific method.

Much of it has never been corrected in the public consciousness.

This paper, for example, was cited by everyone’s favorite low IQ Supreme Court justice.

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

just found a tumblr post from January 26th 2026 with the poster's favorite mods and guess who's default replacements are on it twice. people are still actively recommending it and playing with it.

my stuff is still getting hits daily.

I'm just saying.

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

maybe I am talentless but I bet more people will be playing with my sims 2 custom content in their games than will be playing your game by this time next year

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

They have a tourism campaign that says "That's Wy"

[Andrew Anderson @uscfan981]

Name one thing you know about Wyoming.

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

if I don't go to this stupid festival tomorrow I'm jumping off the roof and taking you all with me

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

POSTPONED UNTIL MARCH 8TH

[Wife Helen @ConfettiPixie]

okay hold on everybody we might not be jumping yet

[Sanrio @sanrio]

Happy Birthday, Cinnamoroll 🎂🩵 He's got a treat for you!

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