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@amfhTX @donnasdottir @sophwilkinson @rgay @chrissyteigen @johnlegend You have either never had sex or it went very very badly

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@Zokko18 @adrianmcmenamin There were a few tbf, some people seemed to think it was a book of poetry by Corbyn & McCluskey. Just people being stupid on social media. Quelle surprise, who gives a shit.

But the online left are of course in raptures, because Twitter gotchas are about all they have left.

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@TSmithy171 @AbigailShrier Gender isn't assigned at birth, it is observed

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@ianhwellens @Steve_Cooke @simonmaginn Lol. Allegations like "Corbyn called terrorists his friends"?

Except he did. Maginn's searing response "yeah that's totally fine cos I say it is"

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@OldManDawson @Steve_Cooke @JonathanSGlass @simonmaginn @DavidHirsh He's blocked me, but kindly point out to him that the claim "It's fine and normal to call terrorists your friends" is an opinion. It is quite demonstrably not a fact.

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@GynecologistIm @jeremycorbyn @corbyn_project Sorry what did you tell me exactly?

The blurb doesn't say profits will go to 'the many', does it. You just made that bit up.

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@L_A_D_J @paradiseflats @jeremycorbyn Most of the people who buy it will be middle-class hobbyists who are buying it because Jeremy Corbyn is selling it

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@GynecologistIm @jeremycorbyn @corbyn_project So they'll be giving it to the many? How will that work in practice though?

How much of the profits will go to the general public? How will it be granted? Will any of it go to paying salaries of directors and executives of the Peace & Justice Project?

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@CR_856_ @jeremycorbyn The belief that the working classes need Corbyn and Len McCluskey to teach them 'poetry is good actually', is extremely revealing.

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@paradiseflats @jeremycorbyn Silence peasant

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@_Hydrofish @skwawkbox At least the Mash reined it in once it started getting pathetic. Ol Steve lacks such self-awareness

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@PlainLincoln Lol

If your FAQs include "Are you sure you're not an antisemite, Simon" you should probably pause and reflect

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@UrbaneSlave It's nothing new, they've been claiming Jezza was a key player in the Good Friday Agreement for a while now

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@cd_hooks @jessesingal Narrator: "The bar would close three months later amid allegations of financial irregularities"

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@felicity_999 @JulietJeater @simonmaginn @JakeWSimons @HadleyFreeman @JewishChron @jeremycorbyn Corbyn's name is used as shorthand for a disastrous and useless leader, so he's only "rent-free" in the same way a blocked overflowing toilet is

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@sharpeleven @johnharris1969 @guardian I'm going to mute you now on the grounds that you're talking complete nonsense, but do enjoy the Corbynite circle-jerk

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@sharpeleven @johnharris1969 @guardian He was useless. Useless at handling the media, useless on Brexit, useless on antisemitism. He lost to an emotionless automaton with a dementia tax, and then to a bumbling circus clown. His MPs told him he would lose. They were right.

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@sharpeleven @johnharris1969 @guardian "Up to three" eh. Lol

You may have convinced yourself JC was the Messiah, treacherously betrayed. But you know we can all actually remember it, right. No matter how many post-hoc inventions you come up with, nobody's buying it. You're just a weird twitter fringe movement now.

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@sharpeleven @johnharris1969 @guardian He lost