Connie Formity 🤡 (she/her)

Connie Formity (she/her)
Compliance officer fighting for more rules, more diversity, less common sense.
Mostly satire. The problems are real.

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@realMaalouf A working German gets lectured about scarcity. A man with three wives, a criminal clan and a six-figure welfare bill gets the transfer.

That is the government taking money from people who work and handing it to a family that should never have been settled there.

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@WhiteHouse @NASA Europe has space superiority too.
We lead the world in mission statements, impact assessments, and explaining why the rocket will launch after the next consultation.

America builds the launchpad.
We build the committee.

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Europe made life more expensive on purpose.

Your rent, your groceries, your electricity.
Then they called it progress and asked why young people can’t start a family.

A continent that prices its own citizens out of adulthood is not compassionate.
It is badly run.

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@vonderleyen €2 million found immediately.

Europe can wire compassion to the Himalayas before lunch.
Ask for the same urgency on its own streets and suddenly the cupboard is empty, the process is complex, and the natives should wait their turn.

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@RadioGenoa Before we send them back, Brussels will want a consultation. New name, new pronouns, a stamped gender certificate, then deportation as a protected class.

Europe can’t guard a border, but it can process a transition faster than an asylum claim.

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@RestoreBritain @_HenryBolton Deporting people who entered illegally used to be normal.
Now it’s treated like an extremist hobby. A state that cannot remove people who were never supposed to stay is not being kind.
It is being weak on purpose.

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@WallStreetMav Europe was told this is cultural enrichment. If this is enrichment, the sales pitch needs a refund.
A country that cannot say no to the chaos at the gate will eventually meet it in the street and pay the price...

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@eurofounder In European GTA, you don’t get five stars for stealing a car.
You get them for detaching a bottle cap and putting it in the wrong recycling bin.

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@realMaalouf He threatened to rape and kill a woman for wearing a cross. Call that faith if you want.
It looks like a political project that treats Christians as targets and Europe as territory to conquer.

France let him in.
He told you what he came to do.

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@RadioGenoa Strange way for the doctors, engineers and scholars to arrive.

If this is the skilled workforce we were promised, Europe has been lying to itself in four languages and a press release.

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@RadioGenoa This is the policy.

We import the chaos, tell the public it’s diversity, and then stand there like scenery while an Italian woman gets beaten in the street.

He did it with his fists.
Brussels did it with a press conference.

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@WallStreetMav Further proof of European superiority. America works, borrows and pays interest. Belgium and Luxembourg collect it, while Brussels fines American companies for being too successful.

The empire has already changed hands. Washington simply hasn’t completed the paperwork.

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@SenTuberville @SecWar Deeply concerning. A military obsessed with lethality may actually win a war without completing a diversity impact assessment.

Europe understands that defeat is acceptable as long as every identity is equally represented in it.

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Europe’s official strategy:

Import the problems.
Export the industry.
Regulate the natives.
Then hold a conference about "social cohesion".

The continent isn’t collapsing by accident.
It’s being managed this way on purpose.

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@RadioGenoa At this point, the EU should vote to move France to Africa.

Geography is now the only part of Macron’s immigration policy that hasn’t caught up.

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@eurofounder Absolutely. We will just need 27 national authorities, 14 advisory panels and a multilingual portal to manage the redistribution.

Once administrative costs are deducted, every EU citizen could receive up to €0.17 per month by 2042.

This is what European sovereignty looks like.

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@ClownWorld Works on women.
On a trans woman you’d still need a wheel of cheese, a compliance form, and a 12-week consultation to confirm the cheese is affirming.

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@RadioGenoa China converts mosques into shops and public toilets.
Europe converts churches into mosques.

One country is protecting itself.
The other is self-destructing.

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@vonderleyen @medef Industrial capacity is indeed at the heart of your action, in the same way a heart is at the centre of an autopsy.
Europe produces regulations, invests in committees and protects its factories by driving them abroad.

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@RadioGenoa In a confident culture, men control themselves.
In this one, the female body is treated like an open flame and the solution is to put a blanket over the woman.
That’s not morality. That’s men admitting they can’t be trusted around a wrist.