Connor DoubleYou

It all started with a badly timed bald joke.

[Connor DoubleYou @ConnorDoubleYou]

New rule: If you're older than 12 and are riding your bike on the sidewalk, I'm pushing your ass into traffic.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife

[Seerat Sohi @seeratsohi]

me when kyle lowry flops and grifts the refs vs me when anyone else does it

[steezy @steezysloth]

TurboTax: does all of this information look accurate to you?

me:

[Utopic @UtopicPosts]

JK Rowling: Daniel Radcliffe I'll never forgive you 😡
Daniel Radcliffe:

[Akuma @Akumabat]

-Goes to Hot Ones
-Says he never touched spicy food on his life
-Becomes the Spicy Joker
-Becomes the best guest on the show

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I love it when the moon plays the hits. Crescent or Full. None of that waning gibbous shit. Shut the fuck up with that waning gibbous shit.

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

At the first Thanksgiving, do you think any pilgrims ate so much they had to loosen the buckle on their hats?

[Nick Maraldo @nickmaraldo]

Let’s not forget that Phil Kessel is now a 3X Stanley Cup winner

[Thankful Musgrave 🦃 @profmusgrave]

"Worst air quality of your life *so far*!"

[Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 @patterballs]

It’s crazy how Tom Wambsgans has only been in charge for one week and they’re not even making the show anymore.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Joel Embiid getting back on transition after Nick Nurse plays him 44 minutes against the Hornets in December https://t.co/tw6MXoADgk

[vanessa @leafshockeyfan1]

enjoy it <3

[I Rink You Should Leave @nhlleave]

Toronto in the second round

[Villain Era @tmlfaninvan]

Happy Corey Perry elimination day to all who celebrate

[alex @steven_lebron]

me after celebrating the maple leafs winning a single round in the playoffs: