Connor Taylor

Sailor | Chef | Bi-Racial Angel Writer @purpnetwork

[Connor Taylor @ConnorJlTaylor]

No taxis? Sure, lemme mortgage my house for an Uber to work.

[Connor Taylor @ConnorJlTaylor]

@McDonalds_SA Why you Lying 👀👀

[Jess🍄 @VelvetWarms]

Me watching people have normal relationships with their parents and knowing I’ll never get to experience that

[Connor Taylor @ConnorJlTaylor]

@Mokgethwa__ Miss you too big homie

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Super excited about a brand new week of doing everything for everyone and getting nothing in return.

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

Sure, I'll go see Mamma Mia with you.

But first, would you do me a favor and hack me into six pieces?

[Jan·da·līze ☆ @Jandalize]

Turned up a bag of chip crumbs and one got in my eye. I've never felt so betrayed.

[Connor Taylor @ConnorJlTaylor]

Them: “How’s life?”
Me: https://t.co/UwxbsZtJ4e

[Chris @timeachris]

Johnny Depp is like reverse Robert Downey Jr.

[Genevieve @Gen22]

The internet made me do it.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

I am one of the 7 billion human beings alive today. We each have a responsibility to think about humanity and the good of the world because it affects our own future. We weren’t born on this planet at this time to create problems but to bring about some benefit.

[Connor Taylor @ConnorJlTaylor]

Than*... https://t.co/Y5f7K2ws7g

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

You can always tell an introvert from an extrovert by if they have a nicer backyard or front yard.

[Connor Taylor @ConnorJlTaylor]

I hope my “Waiting for Payday” story pans out better than “Waiting for Godot”...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

EPIC PRANK!

[juni θ∆ 🔜 BLFC @JUNIUS_64]

[bong rip]

[exhale]

lobsters made a deal with the devil for conditional immortality and it backfired on them. you cannot change my mind