Conor Dempsey

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

@pfdesros333 @DumbEthanTweets Captain america-captain america civil war

[Papa Jazz @YaHaitianBrotha]

Just opened today God is good y’all

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

@pfdesros333 I've found uttering a swear word will connect you to a human

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

When you got a date at 5 but have to fight the Monitor at 6

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

My favorite part of Easter Mass is when they bring up that one guy smoked the other guy in a footrace to the empty tomb

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

Yo fuck that

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

New England should be defined by the Red Sox-Yankees Line and not where the state boundaries arbitrarily happen to be. cc: @baseballot

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

Pittsville!!???

[CNN @CNN]

Those getting their Covid-19 vaccine at Berkshire Community College in Pittsville, Massachusetts, were serenaded by famous cellist Yo-Yo Ma https://t.co/EtRzPT6cFg

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

A year ago today I was living paycheck to paycheck, today I put 400$ into stocks because of memes better things are possible!

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

The existence of a Tom Holland and a Tom Hollander implies the existence of a Tom Hollandest

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

Poor guy thinks that the year is somewhere between 1901 and 1909 :(

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hogan Gidley describes Trump as "the most masculine person, I think, to ever hold the White House."

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

😂

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

What the hell was he doing on Pinterest cute Klan mask ideas? How to hide hate symbols in larger pictures? Bouquets of all white flowers?

[Fast Times @KarateSkool]

Lmaooooo this the wildest ban in history. His phone just a brick

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

Everyone saying "as a nation we need to heal" is acknowledging the fact that the president THEY SUPPORTED hurt the country in a damaging way

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

Biden won California by 5 million and nationally by 7 million even taking it out of the equation puts Biden up by 2 million votes

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Math is hard.

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

@YaHaitianBrotha I've Never seen Paul Blart Mall cop but I imagine he protected that mall better than the capitol police protected our nation's top legislative body

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

Paul Blart Washington Mall cop

[Ricky Rocksteady @RocksteadyRicky]

Capitol during Capitol
BLM protests today

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. https://t.co/9OrohtoKAu

[💫Madonna🌟 @Indigo___c]

How to treat Covid at home ... this was shared on a Covid survivor group...

HOW TO FIGHT COVID AT HOME
No one ever talks about how to fight Covid at home. I came down with Covid in November. I went to the hospital, running a fever of 103, a rapid heart beat, and other common....

[Conor Dempsey @ConorDempsey3]

@mangus42 Evil Leprechauns have been weekend at Bernies(ing) him since 2010, his purple hands were because they had forgotten to apply the makeup