Conservatively Jennifer

🇺🇸CPA, data analyst, professional fraud investigator, political hobbyist, lofty realist🇺🇸 It's not a conspiracy theory if it's true.🇺🇸 Carnivore🥩

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

@ToddRokitaIN Never forget Greg Ballard's Blue Indy.

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

@RepSpartz @Team_Penske @ECRIndy 🤦‍♀️

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

Long after I’m gone… remember, people — you can’t get in a fight with a robot ump.

This is American exceptionalism.

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

@tylerbowyer Rob prob could use the job.

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@ScottPresler Our district 31 senator (Kyle Walker) voted against redististricting, but isnt seeking re-election. 4-candidate primary there. Got anything?

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

@MattWalshBlog EKDS

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

1. Get married.
2. Have kids.
3. Don't let the government educate them for you.

We win in one generation.

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

Life is hard, but knowing the Lord puts things in their proper perspective, and allows you to experience the peace that only He can give through trials. May more come to salvation through Jesus Christ, to the glory of God the Father, for the indwelling of his Holy Spirit. Amen.

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

Conservatives who attend church weekly are the least likely to have ever been diagnosed with a mental health condition.

Liberals who have low attendance are the most likely to have a diagnosis.

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@GrageDustin They play baseball. Geesh, give them some credit. It's pretty good ball!!!

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

Gross. I tuned in during her skate, had no idea she was a nasty lib, but it was the ugliest crying I had ever seen. I wanted to unsee it. The very next skater was so much more pleasant to watch, I became her fan even though she wasn't Team USA. You can just tell decent people.

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

@RobMKendall $11.99 is full price at Kroger... you have found a bargain.

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

I had to watch that whole Super Bowl just for the opportunity to perform my civic duty of changing the channel during halftime. I won! 🇺🇸

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

My favorite carnivore 🥩 account. It's all so clever, and usually directionally accurate.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Warning: Eating ribeye for breakfast may cause:

- Stable blood sugar until 3pm
- Unexpected mental clarity
- Disappearance of mid-morning snack cravings
- Sudden realization that breakfast cereal is just cake
- Loss of interest in your colleague's opinion about cholesterol
- Uncomfortable awareness that you've been eating wrong for decades

Side effects are permanent.

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

@onepeloton Why is #AbolishICE fine as a leaderboard tag, but you deleted the very popular #LetsGoBrandon and every variation of it as fast as they could pop up? You're only worried about offending certain riders? Which ones? #MAGA

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

@Indy_reporter_ I'll just take IndyGo then.

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@Indy_reporter_ good for they/them

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@Oceanbreeze473 Absolutely should be a gay filter / warning required on all shows

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

@MyColtsAccount That's exactly what I thought of. And I was afraid he lacerated his kidney, too.

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

Not disagreeing, I believe we should have redistricted when we had the chance. But it does seem quite a bit different that VA legislature approved sending the issue to voters in the next election, as opposed to just passing the new maps themselves, which is what the Indiana legislature was looking at. Also not saying voters make good decisions. After all, property tax referendums pass all the time in Indiana, and so did IndyGo funding. Would be nice if all states played by the same rules, but they clearly don't!

[Conservatively Jennifer @ConservativelyJ]

@SamaHoole I've had like...2 chicken breasts and maybe 1 bag of drumsticks in 2 years carnivore. And I've had turkey twice...on Thanksgivings. Because beef exists :)