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Meme reflections from a new NHS consultant | parody account

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Just some casual Friday afternoon boasting with the new reg. I love telling my Falkland War, ehrm, I mean SHO years stories...

#nhs #hospital #nosweat #calmunderpreassure #calm #ED #juniordoctor #anhydrosis #medreg #oncall #resus #news

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Breaking the ice with the new reg #nhs #hospital #juniordoctors #medreg #oncall #medregoncall #medichumour #changeover #newreg #hospitalbadge #IDbadge

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Here we go, new juniors that need to be shown how not to do things #nhs #juniordoctors #medreg #oncall #medicmemes #rounds #wardround #handover #signout

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Just heard ortho leaving after 2mins handover involving hugs and chest bumps, they seemed so happy #nhs #handover #ortho #medics #medreg #orthoreg #medichumour #hospital

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Oh ortho... #nhs #ortho #geriatric #hospitals #sepsis #medichumour #medreg

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My poor reg, apparently reflections on their own are not enough anymore. I need to do a clinical supervisor refresher #arcp #medreg #nhs #appraisal #gmc #hospital #juniordoctors

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Luckily changeover is coming soon, I can't keep making this mistake for another 6 months. I heard the replacement, Reg, is a safe pair of hands #juniordoctors #nhs #hospital #medichumour #medreg #oncall #changeover #medicine

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@DrKidneyAsh I feel like I've been lucky on this front, all my trainees are called Reg or Esti

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I feel guilty telling my reg I'll think about signing the leave form over the weekend. I should have told him I wasn't gonna approve it on Friday #nhs #medreg #annualleave #studyleave #holiday #serviceprovision #medichumor

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50 CPDs a year for appraisal? Easy! #cpd #nhs #appraisal #medreg #medregoncall #eportfolio #revalidation #gmc

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I have complete trust in my reg, as this picture testifies @MemeRegOnCall @TheSecretEDReg1 @Med_Registrar @resp_the @ClinoncReg #nhs #oncall #hospital #juniordoctor

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Love the orthopods really #ortho #nhs #medics #hospital #oncall #softorgansfailure

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Sun's out, but not all can enjoy it... #hospital #medhumour #nhs #juniordoctors #medregoncall #regoncall #choosecareerwisely

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I always try to give inspiring advice to my juniors #juniordoctors #hospital #nhs #medicaltraining #mentor

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After all those ePortfolio reflections and ARCP panels... #nhs #oncall #medregoncall #hospital #newconsultant

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I remember white coats. I miss those huge pockets, they were like Narnia portals. And the dry blood stains made storytelling more real #whitecoat #nhs #hospital #juniordoctors

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Just teaching my reg the importance of facial expressions and first impressions #lifehacks #nhs #jobinterview #arcp #juniordoctor #oncall

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My reg showing off at ARCP after following my sage advice #nhs #arcp #eportfolio #medreg #juniordoctor #oncallreg #memeregoncall

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@GJNeurosurgery That's a genius idea! That slide needs to be made into a poster and put into all hospital corridors, MTAS remembrance Day

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Does anyone remember MTAS and MMC??? That was rough... The story needs to be told again and again to the new juniors, preferably at ward round #nhs #medicaltraining #hospital #medicmeme #juniordoctors #consultants

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@GeriatricDr

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Having a good reg is a blessing #nhs #registrar #oncall #hospital #juniordoctors