JFKFC

Speedrunner of Hitman. Eater of tacos.

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@TimSweeneyEpic @AkiraJkr1 @Forumposter2 @mastercoms @Time_Cell @reksveks @matt_beste We💰believe💰exclusives💰are💰the💰ONLY💰STRATEGY💰that💰will💰change💰the💰70/30💰status💰quo💰

Well of course you believe it. You didn’t even try anything else like, ya know, make a competent storefront.

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@blzysh

[Ghost Recon @GhostRecon]

The Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Breakpoint Beta starts September 5th!

Get all the times and latest intel here > https://t.co/E2wDa7eqD9

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@washingtonpost Just FYI you look like absolute assholes right now after “fact checking” Bernie. Get your shit together.

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@DARUSSIANBADGER @Rainbow6Game Hereford is

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@G2Pengu I’ve been watching a lot of your content lately, it’s refreshing to see an R6 player try and learn from their mistakes rather than blame everyone/anything else.

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@SusanSolomon It’s unfortunate that all these “huge” moments will literally add up to nothing. Nothing will EVER happen to him. For the last 2 years it’s bombshell after bombshell and look where we are. If you think potus will EVER be in jail or face consequences you need your head examined.

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@lizzieohreally “Around dinner time, I’d like to be able to sit on my deck and maybe read a book and chat with a friend or have a glass of wine, and the dogs are barking”

Noise canceling headphones are $100. I’m positive your 500k yearly income can afford them.

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@CBCAlerts @CBCNews What a fucking baby. Your country is literally on fire and you want an apology like a toddler. Get fucked you stupid cunt. @jairbolsonaro

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@rymd_one1 @IOInteractive Literally the smallest inconvenience I can think of. This community is so full of whiny ass bitches I can’t even handle it.

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@TessEractica @9carol3 @DailyMirror @arlenephillips @brianfriedman @VasylLomachenko took ballet for several years and there is 0 doubt it contributed to him becoming the best boxer probably ever.

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@chrisdelia

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@RicEllis85 @Autumn_Kamrie @JCareyPTSN Neither is the real one.

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@TwitterMoments Good riddance. Fuck you dead guy.

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@NowhereMensch @arielhelwani Nope.

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VIRGOS! Your time is now! #HappyBirthday!

art by @grandedame

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Hey @IOInteractive, I’ve just reported the contract “Agent 47 in the mansion with the...” to you as ‘Content Broken’ on PS4. It’s not, I just wanted you to see how amazing my contract is.

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@JimSterling Please watch Green Room. You will not be disappointed.

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@G2Pengu @Mr_Ominous The best plays I’ve seen come from game sense and not from information given to the player. If there isn’t a level of chance in a competitive game, it gets boring real fast. This is purely from my spectator view.

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@billboard That’s amazing.