Andrew Verees 🌹✊

One must imagine Acteon happy.

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@why_sophie_why Who wants to fight the power? Is it all three of you? Oh yes you do!

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

“We will call it roughing the passer.”

“But isn’t football a rough sport sir?”

“Very. But in this case, too high… flag, too low… flag, too late... flag”

“So if they time it perfectly, they can hit in the midsection?”

“Depends. If they do it softly, maybe. Too hard… flag.”

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@UrinatingTree Just saying

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@BDaveWalters Beshear out of Kentucky looks promising

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's Kamala Harris helping to raise other people's children or Donald Trump going to Epstein Island to have sex with other people's children, both candidates have made a lifelong impact on other people's children.

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@Discovery Dr. T from Shark Dead Zone is my new favorite addition to Shark Week

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@MattP1Tommy Did Mercedes give Lewis the good car this weekend?

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@TheNeonParadox Dude's shopping at trader joes, don't complain about how much this costs if you're not even trying to save money

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Nervous about the election? These sheet-pan Weißwurst will make you feel like you’re in a Munich beer hall.

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@TrueKofi That is some strong dad joke energy

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@SamSykesSwears It was either that, or wait for god to open a flesh window.

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@tmorello Who could be that stupid, Joan is clearly the name of the boat.

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@CElriince @pattonoswalt There is also one in Green Bay, WI

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@SamSykesSwears I guess he goes by Daddy Smurf now

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@mhdksafa yes

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@UrinatingTree I have not actively noticed anyone using a swear word in a sentence since I've been old enough to drive. Counting the times someone swears would be like counting the times they said a word starting with "k" Its not something anyone would pay attention to

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Why does every rural Midwest man look exactly like this

[Andrew Verees 🌹✊ @ContainsPolitic]

@Baron_Aim @HuntShowdown Aaron, does this guy have a literal target on his back? Cause I already really like playing as the guy with a target on his front and I think they would be a good pair

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Joe Biden displaying a menorah during Hanukkah or Sam Alito flying a “Stop the Steal” flag during an election-related court case, both sides have embraced divisive symbols at inopportune times.