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Overpowered, adventurous and living on a different island to my mistress. I want to drive across Europe with @AlmostSenseless and @clareangela. Usually dirty.

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@CliveEisen 😬

To misquote Cabin Pressure, don't say that 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

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Bwaaaaaahahaha, she left her battery spanner in Norfolk so she's going to have to come back and see me soon!

*beeps*

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Good evening ladies and bears, this is the Fleggburgh to Guernsey express, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on 😇

[Contrary Convertible @ContraryCabrio]

Bzzzzzzt.... Squeeeee, she's connected my battery, are we going somewhere nice?

#roadTrip

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This is it, so long, until next time, she's now disconnecting my batt...

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SHE'S LOOKING AT ANOTHER CAR 🤬

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Anyhoo, I'm parked in my usual spot. One last scamper tomorrow as madam unloads the contents of my boot to @SarkShipping's left luggage, and then a few weeks of rest for me.

Apparently.

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At least my roof works 😏

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@ThePollitt OMG, the punchline 🤣🤣🤣

[Contrary Convertible @ContraryCabrio]

Madam needed her usual break. She looked back at me 🥰

[Contrary Convertible @ContraryCabrio]

@notlots Shhh, don't encourage her, she's been looking at Esprits again 🤦‍♀️

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Madam has discovered https://t.co/N74b9O8HOO, she is now somewhat amused:

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...so here's a Fiat 500 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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There's a theme developing here. I think this may explain why she moans at every roundabout, something to do with being able to see bugger all.

You might think it's because she's picked nothing but huge cars...

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Goodness, madam would have thought more than twice about bringing me to Guernsey now, I would be in band 8, my future would have been bleak 😱

But fear not, good people of Guernsey, I do so few miles that my overall impact on the environment is tiny.

https://t.co/nqQb77lOM8

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I'm sure she saw the funny side 😬

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Picture the scene: madame puts her bags in my boot, pops my bonnet and inspects my fuses.

They are all fine, obvs.

So off she sets, but she can't me giggling as she's got the window down to ensure I don't steam up.

I wait a while and... *sniggers* ...I start my fans 😈

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@pencadlys I did that for her birthday, she didn't like that either 🤭

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I'm in trouble, my cabin fan isn't doing its thing. It might be just a fuse, but THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ABANDON ME VICTORIA it's just one of those things.