Honest Gabe

Disturber of the peace (he/him)

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

me on a first date when she rightly asks if i’m on the spectrum

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

@AikenMatthew The scream I just scrumpt

[re: emma @evemmore]

could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. And were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. But did I enjoy his time on the show? Again, no. But would I watch more of his character? Also no

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

How I feel when TK does literally anything, and my cuteness aggression kicks in:

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

RIP David Lynch, he is survived by his son Marshawn “Beast Mode” Lynch

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Nobody:

Me in the produce section of Kroger when “Shakedown Street” hits the earbud:

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

My "Fuck yeah, dude" per minute ratio while watching the trilogy is just off the charts

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

Reviving this thread bc I'm completing my annual rewatch: Gandalf the White is goated, fr fr

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

Humor me for a second: is there any film or novel trilogy as fantastic as The Lord of the Rings??

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

I bet it'd feel crazy to be grasped in the talons of a large bird

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

@spreadbeagle39 Unfortunately, this aged atrociously

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

@thesalmoniann Breaking news: LFG

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

This is actually my exact vibe

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

Keep searching for the sound, Phil- God love you

[JamBase @JamBase]

Legendary @GratefulDead bassist Phil Lesh has sadly died at age 84.

https://t.co/mTeuoGFE2n

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

when i'm watching adventure time and they're mean to bmo

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

Y'all be careful, the freaks are out and about on Facebook marketplace

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

Y'all ever listen to music while you're doing something and think, "I'm the first person to ever listen to this while doing this specific activity"? Currently working out while listening to Shintaro Sakamoto and Chet Baker

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

@naly____d Life comes at you fast 🏃‍♀️😤😮‍💨

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

Fuck guys, I just got off the phone with my mom - she said no more monkeys jumping on the bed

[Honest Gabe @CookeCampbell]

@NoahCrosley I would be a Memphis Houndog fan until the day that I died