Hailz

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Four Supreme Court justices have argued that Donald Trump can change the Constitution with an executive action, BUT JOE BIDEN CAN’T FORGIVE YOUR STUDENT LOAN DEBT.

It’s rigged. Burn it all down.

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

Just burnt my tongue drinking tea, wine would never have done that to me.

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Might fuck around and teach myself High Valyrian on Duolingo.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

there is a coors light that never goes out

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[✰ @salutationhrry]

seeing this 3 glasses of wine in is not good for my mental health

[Hailz @Cookiesnchill]

@ogaallagheerrrr

[· @STYLESARCHlVE]

the hottest man ever.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

With $300 billion, we could end homelessness, fund cancer research for 40 years, and give every child free pre-K for over 7 years. Instead, Trump is sending it to Iran. This is not America First. Not even close.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Wasn't Biden's plan to help alleviate student loans $300B?

Really happy we are giving that to Iran instead for funsies.

[BRAVOOOMG @bravooomg]

In honor of Westina’s final appearance as a full time cast member on #SummerHouse, here’s my prediction:

First comes the reality competition tour (#TheTraitors, #HouseOfVillains, etc.) because we all know he’s allergic to irrelevance. Then, once the Bravo fame dries up, watch the “very liberal” persona slowly become “moderate” before completing the full MAGA influencer pivot alongside his cohost.

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Trump is the first leader in history to “defeat” a country 60 times, then be forced to pay them $300 BILLION

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. This could pay for:

— Student debt elimination for 7.6M Americans
— An end to homelessness in America
— Healthcare subsidies for 22M Americans for nearly a decade
— Medicaid coverage for 3.2M Americans for a decade
— Food assistance for 41M Americans for 3 years
— Federal cancer research for 40+ years
— Free school lunch for every kid in America for over 4 years
— Replacing every lead pipe in America
— Free pre-K for every child in America for over 7 years

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?