Osama Bin Lobster

The Internet's Daddy. Former singer of NJ pop-punk band. Future World Champ. Wrestling. Jokes. Politics. Dumb idiot. *not cool *not gay *not a dad

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

I found the leader of QAnon. He was right under our noses this whole time.

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

@GPWFrank Whoa what happened!? Im glad to hear you’re ok though

[wint @dril]

if u go into looney tunes thinking like "Porky pig is real" or "Pokry pig is detained at a cia blacksite" you wont have a good time watching

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

[Live Boston 617 (Archived) @LiveBoston617]

Boston, MA - A Boston Police officer sustained a head injury after a mishap at a playground on Congress St downtown. Boston EMS treated the officer.

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

@frankcifaldi Um…as a Montclair native…I need to know more

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

@GPWFrank Trump is 3rd worst at best. I think Reagan and Bush Jr. probably did worse long term

[wint @dril]

Sorry cant come to work today. I captured a alien

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

BREAKING: Head of Intelligence for the DC Police has been arrested. His arrest stems from his having warned Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio that there was a warrant out for his arrest, and for slipping confidential intelligence to Tarrio over a lengthy period of time.

[Woeletariat @zuveest]

I've just discovered "gooning" and I really just don't want to live anymore.

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

Do you like your granola bars with or without the pre-crumb?

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

Poop Knife

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

I’ll miss the Dril tweets throughout time

[wint @dril]

who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

What should my last tweet be?

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

my dentist HAS to be making me cum on purpose. theres no way

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

Ever notice how water company names are also excellent stripper names?

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

The new Minions movie is wild!

[Osama Bin Lobster @Cool_Gay_Dad]

@abrahamjoseph @NYMag Its like, as fans, we ‘know’ about stuff like this that Vince has done, or in wrestling in general, but when you get really deep into it with details, its absolutely sickening. Great work.