coralisms

Quotes from my baby taken completely out of context.

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"You should work on that internalized misogyny of yours.
—No! It's just that girls are annoying and I don't like them."

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Talking about time zones: "I don't even know what time it is in Calgary right now!
—Same time as us babe.
—I was just making sure you were paying attention."

[Rachel Notley @RachelNotley]

"This is the reality and we are only the first," — a heartbreaking message from the principal of Bowness High School, where one class has been shutdown due to a confirmed #covid19 case #ableg #abed #yycbe

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@tagaq I'm 250 lbs of sexy

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Having a tantrum while eating a salad: "IT'S NOT FRIED!!!"

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"I don't understand MMA. Two people get paid millions to 69 one another for 30 minutes."

[Attorney General Dan Rayfield @AGDanRayfield]

Tonight we will file a lawsuit in federal court against U.S. Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Marshals Service, U.S. Customs and Border Protection, and the Federal Protection Service alleging they seized and detained Oregonians without probable cause.

Statement here:

[David Burbach (also @dburbach Bluesky) @dburbach]

Oregon Public Broadcasting confirms tweets today that federal officers in camouflage but no agency identification or badges, driving unmarked non-government rental cars, are grabbing protestors off streets in Portland and not talking w local authorities

https://t.co/sfY9TUkbDI

[Tom Parkin @TomPark1n]

Liberal twitter that yesterday said Trudeau had done nothing wrong is today applauding him for apologizing for doing something wrong

[Philippe Reines @PhilippeReines]

Mary Trump says her uncle is a sociopath, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder, as well as a long undiagnosed learning disability.

Also: Mary Trump holds a Doctorate in Clinical Psychology.

[canadianpopulistleft @canadianpopuli1]

When I see celebrations for money raised for charity that gets people health care, food, housing, or other essentials I mourn. The fact that federal policy is so pathetic we need charity for essentials shows the intellectual bankruptcy of the political establishment. #charity

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When you're a Dad, you say "use your words". When you're a Daddy, you say "use your safe words". #DaddyJokes

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"My head-ego is bigger than anything I've ever sucked."

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"I love the smell of gasoline. If I didn't know it was bad for me, I would drink a glass of gasoline." #ThingsMyAlbertaWifeSays

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No babe. Tooth fairies did not collide in Bangladesh. TWO FERRIES collided in Bangladesh.

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@tagaq I did notice that she does not include white kids with PTSD in her comments though.

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@tagaq It's not just racist, it's also ableist AF! Traumatized people are not more violent than others and are at a much higher risk of harming themselves than anyone else.

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"Babe, I do not know much, but I know that in a marathon, you bike, swim, and run!"

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...and

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"I'm too high to play ukulele."

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