Corbett Smith

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@DeItaone @Kalshi Only after he scrubs his name from all the docs...

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@SecDef Only a troglodyte keeps their coat buttoned while sitting.

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@Gringopaisa19 @bennyjohnson The Blackhawk was also too high.

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@Ultrademic @realpeteyb123 That's an airplane

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@ThrillaRilla369 @MattWallace888 The best part was when Carlson talks about how it's crazy to give a criminal access to nuclear weapons 🤣

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@NickADobos @sweatystartup Heroin obviously

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@elonmusk Like your posts?

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@ACClaw @TicTocTick Source: 2nd rate right wing betting website

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@Matt_Pinner

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@BuckRight Twitter is why we stopped evolving as a species.

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@TicTocTick Ah yes, the party of fiscal responsibility

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@TicTocTick I hope the application window for "most idiotic tweet" hasn't closed for 2024.

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@ihteshamit You forgot one: https://t.co/AZ9FKCrsmT

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@Unnamedinsider Missed your opportunity to use “sofa king good”

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@jaycedowell @bradluttrell I read in the GQ article that Jupiter's Faerie is about a friend he lost to suicide.

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Me announcing to my children and wife we are only listening to Johnny Blue Skies this weekend.

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@VerizonSupport I’ve already done that six times and talked with your “executive team” too. Everyone is useless.

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Day 6 of no data with @Verizon beware all. They will lock you out in “safety mode” and claim they don’t know how to fix it without upgrading your plan.

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@Verizon Maybe not, but you have my account locked in safety mode (for two days!) even after two data boosts. Seems like a illegal ploy to get us to upgrade the data plan. We are considering changing providers after 16 years with Verizon.

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@ReturnOfKappy They're making fun of you