Corey J. Chrisman

Poker Dealer since 2007

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@thegreathardini Sad to think this holiday sunsets in 9 years!

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@lowstakesdre This is actually making me want to do a charge at home and verify mine is proper as well. I had my charger installed, but I've been only super charging since I have a year free. If I don't even use the charger for a year and a half, id have a hard time proving install error

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@Stockahlife @shaundeeb There is a reason why we have @CoherentDeeb

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@AbrahamMobley @VulcanRamen @JonKytePoker @WSOP What a great lesson. When should I expect my raise? I would like to realize some value.

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@VulcanRamen @AbrahamMobley @JonKytePoker @WSOP You have missed Abe's point. Only a small amount of experienced dealers travel and are available. Most experienced dealers have stable jobs elsewhere. It is not possible to provide training to thousands of dealers. They would need to pay more to attract experienced dealers.

[Dutch Rojas @DutchRojas]

I thought Tesla Full Self-Driving would make my commute easier.

I did not expect it to expose me as the problem.
Turns out I was not “driving defensively.”

I was conducting a one-man municipal audit of every idiot within 300 yards.

Someone going 40 in a 25?
I had notes.

Someone taking too long at a green light?
I had a full theory of civilizational decline.

Now the car drives and I just sit there like a reformed man.

No high blood pressure.
No death grip on the wheel.
No courtroom monologue about lane discipline.

My wife noticed immediately.

She said, “You’re way more chill in the car, I like this!”

That is when I realized Tesla didn’t just make the car drive itself.

It made me stop narrating the collapse of society from the driver’s seat.

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@lowstakesdre Was pretty much in the same boat. Paid off car, low miles. No NEED to get a new car. Bought the Tesla this week. Just took delivery Wednesday. It's amazing. I'm a control freak that loves to drive, and I'm surprised how much I love handing off the controls, letting it drive

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@dylan_donegan1 Welcome back. Think I recall either playing poker with you or running into you at bellagio a few years back.

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@Vechs this is very random, but every now and then I go back and watch your playthroughs of Spellbound Caves, Waking Up, Inferno Mines, and Amlup's map. Still enjoy watching them after all these years. Hope you're doing well man.

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@RachetBomb Lol well played

[Hutch @hutchinson]

How the fuck does it escalate to the point of shots fired…from this?

How the fuck does this administration think it is going to convince the country that this guy showed up looking to murder ICE agents?

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@timthetatman @FDSportsbook 1 out of 4 ain't bad. Nice picks Tim!

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@GoldenKnights W

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@NianticHelp @munchlaxmel Just to clarify, it is currently counting towards current storage slots. Spinning 100 stops, opening gifts won't give an egg in this scenario at the moment.

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@kanister_mtg Congratulations sir! Happy for you

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

LOL ??????????????????? ??????????????????????? ??????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? lmao, even

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@luckychewy Congratulations to both of you! Happy for you man!

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@BRWalkoff Wrigley. Not close

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@RemyLaCroixxxxx What's the new insta? Don't see it

[Corey J. Chrisman @Corey1598]

@Drift0r My Accounting classes in high school were spent watching Red vs Blue