Corey Adler (⌐■_■)

He/Him/His
Father
Orthodox Jew
Classical libertarian
.NET Dev
Board Gamer ( Fan
Chaotic Neutral

In what order? Who knows.

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

Current description of my life:

A soul in tension that's learning to fly/
Condition grounded but determined to try/
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies/
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.
https://t.co/gkhHvqPSML

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

@vermilionpixie @OldTakesExposed

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

This is your reminder that withholding a גט from your spouse during your divorce (for any "reason" whatsoever) is uncouth, downright abusive, and emblematic of you being a horrible person.

This applies in both directions.

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

Well...

Shit.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Caleb Williams lands on the #Madden27 cover, via @EAMaddenNFL.

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

@EinhornGabe @stanforcreators Earlier this month I visited KC for my new job @Quest_Analytics. With the kosher food situation there not being that great I figured I would probably subsist on bagels + cream cheese for lunches.

Nope!

Both days someone went out of their way to pick up something for me to eat.

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

I remember this day well. This was probably my lowest point during this excruciating job search.

Thankfully I didn't give up, and I'm starting a new gig May 11th!

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

Feeling so completely fucking useless right now.

15+ years of being a software developer and I can barely even get an interview.

I'm about ready to just fucking give up.

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

Feeling so completely fucking useless right now.

15+ years of being a software developer and I can barely even get an interview.

I'm about ready to just fucking give up.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

My father once told this joke to my mom's parents (who were originally from Eastern Europe).

The next day mom gets a call from her mom.

"Are you really spending so much money?"

"No, Mom, it's just a joke!"

"But in every joke there's a little bit of truth!" 🤣

[Simon Cotter @SimonCotter62]

My wife when visiting Sydney had her credit card stolen.

I monitored the card and decided not to report it to police.

The thief was spending less money than she was

….

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

Cannot wait for tomorrow when @chrisbrockman inevitably reiterates his correct point earlier in these playoffs that teams should just TAKE. THE. POINTS.

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

God bless you, Ohio. Never change.

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

@AriCohn @SpartacusNole56 @FBI It never fails to amaze me the amount of these kinds of people you succeed in triggering, dude.

It's like a record on repeat at this point.

[Chase Oliver @ChaseForLiberty]

I will be unambiguous here.

We should seek to Abolish ICE. This has been the Libertarian position since the creation of ICE.

Here is a simple fact. If ICE hadn't been in Minnesota, Renee Good would be alive today.

We have seen at least 4 dead in ICE custody in just this month.
They are not well run, they are not being trained properly, and they are treating people both citizens and non-citizens alike without care or regard for safety. This is a feature of the organization, not a bug.

They are illegally entering private property without the appropriate warrant, they are illegally denying due process to those they interact with and detaining. There is no middle ground here.

The organization should be abolished, and pulled up root and stem and discarded from American government.

Democrats will dither here and there and say "we need better training for ICE" or " better recording of incidents".

No, we need to Abolish ICE.

The GOP are happy with the abuse
Democrats are being soft (as usual)

Libertarians won't be cowardly in our principles.

Abolish ICE!

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

@DhruvKoul I think the biggest difference between this year and 2018 is what happened to the team whose OC we hired away to be our HC.

In 2018 the Chiefs lost in overtime in the AFC championship.

This year the Lions went from the 1-seed to being out of the playoffs.

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

PUCK THE FACKERS.

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸🇳🇱 @ThienemanSZN]

Hey @grok, remove the worst head coach

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Kings of the North 👑

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

CALEB WILLIAMS GETS FREE MANICURES FOR LIFE

[NFL @NFL]

CALEB WILLIAMS TO DJ MOORE

BEARS WIN

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

@Briskerov I just mentioned this joke on Sunday to @rdavidovich!

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

Shareef Abdur-Rahim.

[Vintage Hoops @VintageHoops]

Who is the FIRST player that comes to mind when you see this logo

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

BEAR DOWN, CHICAGO BEARS!

[Patrick Neve @catholicpat]

What is he singing?

(Wrong answers only)

[Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @CoreyAdler]

@wolmanj Elizabeth?