Corey Noelle

You came for the trash TV talk, maybe you’ll stay for the self-improvement content.

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

If I just keep trying, one of these days, I might just tweet something really funny.

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

@TeamStubHub Why don’t you have the correct seating sections listed on your website for the Savannah Bananas game in Nashville this weekend?

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

@Spotify Did someone from 2010 write this tweet? I don’t think I even own an AUX cord anymore.

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

@FlyFrontier When is your website going to be fixed so we can book flights? I keep getting an error message that you are experiencing technical issues.

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

@TMFanSupport “intermittent” is customer support speak for “broken for everyone” but trying to make it sound like it’s just you having the problem.

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

It’s hard to tell these Gen Z kids, “you don’t even know punk rock” when…your shopping at Target in knock off Lululemon.

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

My toxic trait is playing Old Crow Medicine Show’s Wagon Wheel and thinking I’m better than anyone playing Darius Rucker.

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

You either die wearing jeans without holes in them…or you live long enough to cut holes in your jeans when it’s cool again.

[emily gordon @life_naturalis]

My son came out as trans. We said no you’re not, but if you really are, you can make permanent changes when you are an adult. He said, ‘well maybe I’m not’ for a year, and then he said he’s not, and now he says kids shouldn’t have access to the internet. GenZ might be alright.

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

And the winner of using the most “likes” in a single sentence is…AVEN!

#BacheloretteABC

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

No one is talking about the champagne incident more frequently than Kelsey herself. #BachelorInParadise

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

Has David Spade always had such a soothing voice and calming presence? #BachelorInParadise

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

Wait…do I love or hate David Spade on #BachelorInParadise ??

[Striggity @35mmPapi]

Why is bacon packaging not resealable. Get on my fucking nerves.

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

@MountainDew 126 bottles!

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

@barstoolsports @ThatKyleJohnson

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

Hypothetical: my employer is in the Bay Area...do WFH rules dictate that if their power is out...my “power is out”?

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

BREAKING: Powerful winds blew down trees and fences in parts of the Bay Area on Monday night and officials said they were responding to reports of damage and a fire in Milpitas. https://t.co/fVCifVLRM2

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

@goldenseedca Any chance of another round of investing for those of us who missed out?? 😫

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

Has every Bachelorette held the rose so awkwardly in front of her face with both hands like Clare does?! #BacheloretteABC 🤣😂

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

Okay wait...is Clare the Michael Scott of #BachelorNation??

[Corey Noelle @CoreyIsntFunny]

Sure, Clare, the best way to get these guys to like you is to scold them on the first date. #bachelorette #BachelorNation