Corey Krauss

Ohio University Alumni

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Browns secondary rn

[Corey Krauss @CoreyKrauss]

Tired of our DBs being trash. Every fuckin year

[Corey Krauss @CoreyKrauss]

No way did someone just open their door at a red light and vomit

[lil duval @lilduval]

Me trying to explain myself

[Corey Krauss @CoreyKrauss]

Saudi Arabia beating Argentina is not something I had on my World Cup Bingo card

[Corey Krauss @CoreyKrauss]

Taking this whole week off was a good decision

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

So you robbed a guy?

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

Helmut Marko has confirmed to Sky Germany that Daniel Ricciardo will be Red Bull's third driver next season.

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago
I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there
But does he listen?

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

We regret to inform you that we will not be giving away insulin, a publicly funded invention that was given away by its creator to be given away to people so they don’t die.

https://t.co/lft5DvAlKf

[Tom @Syndicate]

Half of 99 is 92.

[morgan𓃰 @morganncornwell]

how do so many grown adults chew with their mouths open

[Corey Krauss @CoreyKrauss]

Shit

[🍿 @GetIntoltYa]

what if this year no one streams the song just to see her reaction

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Schalke's tifo really changed colors 🖌️

[Corey Krauss @CoreyKrauss]

@morganncornwell Calm down Lt. Jim Dangle

[Corey Krauss @CoreyKrauss]

Good thing Barcelona have Gavi to help them in the Europa League next year lmfao

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Weird I was told wages were too high