Baku

i like steely dan and beer, also video games and movies and sometimes tv shows

[Baku @CoreyQueen1]

literally so free

[INDYCAR on FOX @IndyCarOnFOX]

Dirty move or just a racing deal?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position: if you find yourself on the same side as the Infamous Dunce its time to look in the mirror

When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position I agree with: If even the Infamous Dunce can figure this out why can’t you?

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

No big deal, just the greatest Hollywood blockbuster of the millennium restored to its fullest glory, guess I'll go

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

We need a nightly news guy who comes on at 6:30 just shaking his head saying "I don't even know where to start"

[Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter]

At my age every trip to the toilet is a Paul Thomas Anderson movie: "One Battle After Another" and "There Will Be Blood".

[Arosam @losomros]

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

[“paula” @paularambles]

forgot to link my daylight savings account to my daylight checking account and now it’s over dawn

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

When I die then you will realize how important my Spotify links were

[dan @Dansplainer]

i am not immune to being hypnotized by the beauty of music i understand snakes in that regard

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

reminder that they can’t pardon the turkey for state level crimes

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“does it start getting better at 20”

[hope @LAlNLAlN]

yes, I’d still love you if you were a worm. Cnidarian yes. Echinoderm no. Any sort of poriferic sea sponge I would keep you around formally but it would be understood the relationship was over

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Waking up every day, saying “Something’s gotta change” then still doing everything the same

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

white guys stopped listenin to steely dan and got racist again. u cant have no hate in your heart when the voice of donald fagan is in it. we need to drop off copies of a'ja in the suburbs like crack

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

https://t.co/yRSj3GjwDt

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

There has never been a better time to watch All the President's Men, a movie not only about the power of good journalism but also about how Robert Redford is cool and good looking

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

reflecting on the time i was peeling the bark off a tree during 2nd grade recess and the principal asked "how would you feel if i peeled your skin off?" crazy thing to say to a child but i gotta hand it to her it stuck