Corn Mazie

haha no yeah

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

I said what I said @MichaelaOkla

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

BREAKING: The kids school hit by a U.S. strike, killing 165, was marked on a Pentagon strike map.

The map, shown by U.S. Secretary of Defense Hegseth, indicates the school was listed as a target.

The attack was deliberate.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Are you one of nearly 70 million American women who changed their names when they got married? 🙋‍♀️

Republicans in Congress want to make it harder for you to vote.

Tell your senator to oppose the SAVE Act. https://t.co/GdMEULxect

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Republicans are still trying to pass the SAVE Act—a bill that would make it harder to vote and disenfranchise millions of Americans. Join @RedistrictAct and tell your member of Congress to vote no: https://t.co/Cc4JHKr73Q

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

@alyssablough Do it

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

After 6 months of being minorly inconvenienced, I finally replaced the battery in my wireless mouse. ADHD in a nutshell.

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

@BlaiseKimmel Obviously it’s grey

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

@alyssablough Sunglasses my dude. Sunglasses. 😎

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

In 2023, I succumbed to an Oreo addiction.

Happy to report I’m going on 5 weeks with ZERO Oreos.

Unrelated: My acne mysteriously went away over the last couple weeks 🧐

@Oreo explain yourself!

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

@BlaiseKimmel Peep

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

Open your eyes people

[Alyssa Winovich @alyssa_winovich]

me waking up the morning after getting lasik and being able to see instantly: The World Is A Beautiful Place And I’m No Longer Afraid To Die

[Sherrod Brown @SherrodBrown]

This is odd, but thank you.

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

@lexisouza 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

@WillHurd I’m not seeing enough Turd jokes in the comments

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

Oh, you saw Morgan Wallen last night? How embarrassing.

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

@alyssablough Honestly nothing worse than bad extensions

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

@brookeh4 ❤️

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

Your budget plan cuts railroad safety inspections.

[Corn Mazie @Corn__maze]

@brookeh4 👏🏻