cort willson

We're polarized but we claim we're progressive.

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bloop https://t.co/1fHC6i7YrB

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@1013KDWB #jcpportraits #FreeTheNip San Fran 😝

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"She said she liked Taylor Swiss! But what about Taylor blue cheese?!"
"And what about cheddar?!"

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Should be packing for my sisters while Cora's sleeping but instead I'm watching netflix

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Gotta get my fitness on 💪💪

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Jess and nick 😍😍 #NewGirl

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Jess is my shit #NewGirl

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Fucking love #NewGirl

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"We picked him off a tree in peach season. Then we grew the peach into a human. He is our experiment. that is why his name is peach"

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Paper wad

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Hmong's *

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I was among the hmong's

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"An elephant and a whale. An elephale or an whalefant? #trueresponsesonly

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"Believe in what you do & the people you Retweet" - #SeanDaley @atmosphere @rhymesayers #Rhymesayers20 @sxsw #SXSW

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Caffeine and nicotine. The two necessities. Gas station clerk agreed.

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So sick of this runny nose 👃💦

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"You gotta fuck with it if it's cool. I had to fuck with it to charge my phone because it's cool! It's fucking cool."

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Well that #SNL skit was not okay..