R. Zöe Costanzo

Canadian expat, now cranky New Yorker. Fundraiser at @newyorkcares. Guide at @achillesintl.🏃🏻‍♀️🏊🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♀️ she/her

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

@monksandbones Ours came a little smashed, and then a lot smashed when I tripped and dropped the container on the floor 🤫😭🙈

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

@Trilobitten There's some things better left unseen.... Like my pores!

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

Out of twitter hibernation for the braggiest of brag posts

[Mom of No Rank @momofnorank]

I bought a bag of this #brachsturkeydinnercandycorn a while back and have been saving them for #nationalspookymonth. I’m a #registereddietitian and this is my honest review as a nutrition professional. Ahem. 1/18

[des_linden @des_linden]

“It takes 10 years to become an overnight success.” - marathoners

“Hold my beer.” - Molly Seidel

#TeamUSA

[des_linden @des_linden]

What if pumping up her accolades and promoting the hero myth were part of creating unrealistic expectations? What if people can think she had a moment of weakness — not that she’s weak — and it’s ok? We’re missing some serious middle ground & it’s part of the issue…

2cents

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

If 2021 has showed us anything, it's that boats can be really funny

[Finlay Duncan @FinlayD]

Absolute chaos at the #Olympics Men’s Triathlon as the starting gun is fired…with a boat sitting in the way of half of the competitors. Race just restarted now, but only after half the men had swum a fair bit! @Tokyo2020

[New York Cares @newyorkcares]

Take the Pledge to Stand with Students 📚 - https://t.co/aC79p8tR43 Help us send a message to NYC's public school students: You are not alone.

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

@SharkWeek 🚴🏃🤣

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

@monksandbones More nacho flavor than a medieval peasant could ever imagine!

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

@evanishistory I feel seen!

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

@Trilobitten Still think you'd enjoy Augustina Bazterrica's Tender is the Flesh

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

My kingdom for

[Marek Eby @Trilobitten]

Convinced there's billions to be made in the banana delivery game. Fresh, ever so slightly green bananas, arriving daily or maybe once every 2 days.

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

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[jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper]

Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.

[New York Cares @newyorkcares]

Today is our 34th birthday! 🎈🎉🎈 The past few days we've shared all the classic ways you can give back to us. Now we want to present some of our newer ways! Celebrate by:

🗨️ Tell 34 friends about us
💪🏼 Set a goal to volunteer for 34 projects
💸 Give $34
#nonprofit #volunteer

[Marek Eby @Trilobitten]

I wrote for Eurozine about the Sputnik V vaccine, trying to bring historical perspective to the Cold-War rhetoric and mutual misunderstandings that have overshadowed its rollout. https://t.co/j93isCvJDf

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

@TomFleischman @Trilobitten I volunteer as tribute

[R. Zöe Costanzo @CostanZolo]

He sees one mosquito on the wall and suddey....

[Marek Eby @Trilobitten]

Homemade tonic water! I wonder how @CostanZolo would feel about me turning the kitchen into a small quinine factory 🤔