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The Couch Mom Club - where the mom is at liberty to be. A club for EVERYONE because it’s about life; it’s beauties and it’s blunders #momlife #life

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

Mothering while sick is the most gangster thing you can do! More cussing than natural, gang signs being thrown, giving zero fs....

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

@StAgnesfdkrm112 I love the classroom! Feels and looks like a great place to learn and make friends.

[Ms. Botelho & Mrs. Fettes @StAgnesfdkrm112]

We have some detectives in our classroom this morning. Students went on a letter hunt.

Students also demonstrated their number knowledge using loose materials.

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

CAN'T WAIT FOR MY KIDS TO BE IN SCHOOL SO I CAN THROW OUT ALL THE CUTE LIL CUT AND GLUED UP CONSTRUCTION PAPER MOTHER'S DAY CARDS

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

@crownedbyglam 😂😂😂

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

My toxic trait is that I want more communication from my husband but also need him to tappi nize caz him chat tuh much...

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

If you only have little kids for fours years, those four year must be for creating all kinds of little memories.

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

Get cute, let's take some pictures. A love language. #lovelanguage

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

Let's normalize spending Mother's Day alone... #metime #mothersday2022

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

Try to parent without the pressure of fitting in

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

Has anyone taken #breastmilk supplements?? #motherhood #breastfeeding
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[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

Before 1st pregnancy:
😮 I just peed on myself
After pregnancy/delivery:
😒 I just peed on myself
During subsequent pregnancy:
😮 I just peed on myself

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

My hair is full now but postpartum hair loss is looming around the corner. This time I'm ready with tips, tricks and DIY remedies. #momlife #postpartumhairloss

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

I used to stay up all night, work and attend classes and then stay up all night the following night, no problem. Now, my eyes are set to auto-close at around 8pm and I occasionally make cameo appearances at 11pm to pee and grab something to drink.

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[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

Check out this quick video! Hope you have as much fun watching as I did making it.
#YouTube #cozycoup #littletikes
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[Mia’s World Book Club💫 @Miasworldbooks]

𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒩𝑜𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 Turned 𝙊𝙉𝙀!! and we are extremely honoured to have been chosen to make her very first birthday one for the books! 🎈

Check out @CouchMomClub YouTube Channel for full bday vlog!

Mia’s World💫
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[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

Don’t compare yourself to others. Comparison kills, so kill comparison.

[Couch Mom @CouchMomClub]

If anyone will be planning a party I have a few tips that will help with the process. Check it out: https://t.co/7197viLPil

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