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@kiris_kirimura Nice casio watch. Some people like pale skin. This appears to be common across the world, more or less, especially for women. I've noticed that women like tawny, sun exposed skin.

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@RelaxoEl @gold_mister_ @KenKen69698 @kushika_twt See attached graph.

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@RelaxoEl @gold_mister_ @KenKen69698 @kushika_twt "parents created timeout knowing that they'd use it on us. So much for loving us!"

Ultimately you get a choice. You don't get to escape the consequences of your choice.

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@Scottish_Anglo @gold_mister_ @KenKen69698 @kushika_twt They go to Limbo, if they were virtuous I think. It's not too bad. Not great, but it's ok. You might want to check me on that though. It gets a bit esoteric.

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@philosophymeme0 Lol,philosophy memes coping. What's the deal with you and communism anyway? I know philosophy draws in mentally ill poors, but you shouldn't double down like that!

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@japan_nobunaga It's 15% base, and if they do a great job and are sociable, I'll increase it to 20 and then round up to the nearest 5 dollar interval.

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@IfindRetards @kirawontmiss Now you must call it American soccer.

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@Josh_S_Tokunaga They're pretty cool pistols. I've shot one. From what I can remember, it's a rather unsafe pistol, given the firing sear is exposed and could lead to accidental firing if it were hit.

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@mehdirhasan I feel like we should meet in the middle; let only African Americans have the day off. I feel like it's a win-win, right?

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@AppyOrtho That "the government" has some big scheming plan, usually. The problems are too nuanced, they're too divided, and our system is based on rewarding short term benefits as opposed to long term solutions.

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@PlisskenPatriot I would say nostalgia, at this point.

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@live_free_603 If I see a woman in the mens restroom, I swear to god I'm going to start shrieking at the top of my lungs and rapidly spinning, turning into a grim simulacrum of a helicopter, expelling PISS everywhere. I'll also attempt to shit myself.

That'll learn 'em

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@uncledoomer I don't know how to articulate why, but he looks like an old cartoon alleycat.

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@sarahhepola I mean, I can change a tire. I can patch a tire. That being said, I'm going to get a new tire if I have to use fix+a-flat. Shouldn't be driving on a compromised tire really. Shouldn't be driving on the donut for any real amount of time either. That answer your question?

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@Pittsburgh1Pete Bad take. I feel like it could be pretty fun.

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@oddcrittergirl Actually, I more or less agree with you. A good pragmatic rule of thumb is your wife should have your body count -2. Seems fair if the man isn't wanting to wait until marriage.

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@pricesandvices I just realized that tweakers probably do more to recycle than the typical liberal.

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@MOED0LL Yeah, and I am a dude. Broke up a girl, started to get weird messages from someone I didn't know. Claimed to be ex's friend. Ex never mentioned her before. She asks me out immediately. Say yes. I thought it was a setup to get jumped. Was a chesty Italian woman from a wealthy fam

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@crotchner2 It never occurred to you that getting a surgery that is unneeded is a waste of time, pain, and money? Why would you have one? You're officially done with having kids at menopause.

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@PalmyrPar It's pretty simple really; if you get scared you're a queer. I thought we all learned this in middle school?