Dan McCarry

Digital marketing specialist | MUFC/Sports/Music etc. | Just here for memes before they end up on other channels...

[Years Progress @year_progress]

2026 is 80% complete.

[Peter Donaghy @peterdonaghy]

Belfast is wild because you can't get home by public transport after 9pm but the courts are open to adjudicate on parading disputes 24/7

[90s Football @90sfootball]

"Take your coat love, you'll need it."

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Man City generated 114 charges from 115(xG)

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. It is completely psychotic.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want to "join the community" of a brand that sells socks. I just want the socks. Stop emailing me about your "mission statement." Your mission is to sell socks. We both know this.

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

If you've spent half your life not knowing what the sunk-cost fallacy is, it's probably not worth learning it now.

[Matthew Kobach @mkobach]

I now demand all brackets to be designed in a circle

This is beautiful

[Gerry Samuels @GerrySamuels12]

Lots of Boomers seem to be remembering the summer of 1976 with rose tinted spectacles, & think that they ‘just got in with it’

Let’s have a look at what the newspapers of the day had to say in 1976….

🧵

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

At its core, this is a billionaire saying that any struggles you might be having in this economy is your fault. Because he is benefiting from this economy, so he doesn't want it to change. He wants people to just accept it and blame themselves instead of him.

[Graham A @graham1A]

Not many people know this but the symbol on Nottingham Forest's badge is an outline of Martin O'Neil's hair from when he played there.
Its often mistaken for a tree 🙄
#NottinghamForestFACTS @moneill31

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Never forget that just 3 years ago people were justifying paying $20,000 for a jpeg of an ape

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[string @propjoesays]

worst part about this is you know it's gonna lead to him posting on linkedin something like "i got caught cheating at a coldplay concert. here's what it taught me about b2b sales"