Countess Jupiter 💍

Half-Mexican Queer Bisexual Libertarian with bad political takes according to my Husband 🤷🏼‍♀️ | Wife of @Cadillac_Stan

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

oh. oh you suck.

[ovy ꨄ🦋 @OVYrct]

you fell in love with what you thought we could be. that’s not really my fault

[RSM #NAFO fellas @Rod_dk]

This

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

i’d love to agree with this except for the fact that sometimes the men would just piss us off and we’d kick them out. cooking together is not romantic at all get the fuck out of my kitchen

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

"What radicalized you?"
Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@99sznx no fucking way you thought we were gonna be on your side

[Brian Kimmel @IAmTheKimmel]

No one is getting an abortion at 34 weeks old unless it’s medically necessary. At 34 weeks, that fetus has been named and is loved. The law is to protect pregnant women who would literally die if a fetus isn’t removed from their body. That you prefer the woman die is disgusting.

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@ei_conquistador @TinaTaeTae @AkadeBemsen don’t ask people if they have a very specific thing that they want if you’re not actually gonne buy it. simple 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@TinaTaeTae @ei_conquistador @AkadeBemsen exactly my point and yet so many people keep missing it lol

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@proragebaits @eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen post implies OP asked sister about her preferences and then went out of their way to not get them 🤷🏼‍♀️ check your comprehension skills

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@ei_conquistador @AkadeBemsen the post implies OP asked their sister what they wanted. if it was just a random gift without asking i would agree with you

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen correct. but you can still have a preference 🤷🏼‍♀️ if you don’t like Ninja don’t buy them

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen imagine getting so mad at an opinion. the tom foolery goes crazy

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen okay poopy hands enjoy that 1 ply

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen bros big mad over a god damn blender lmao

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen that’s your opinion 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen 1 ply and 2 ply toilet paper work the same too but i’m sure you have a preference

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen bro i don’t care, everyone is entitled to their own opinion

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen it’s a $20 difference my guy

[Countess Jupiter 💍 @CountessJupiter]

@eaglesfan4liife @AkadeBemsen brother if you’re broke just say that lmao