Courtney Greer

Dallas, TX 🤠

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Oliver. He's perhaps the most huggable dog we've ever seen. And we've seen maybe the most dogs out of everybody. 14/10

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Going on a plane tomorrow

[may @verychicc]

you really do get over it on a random day …..

[solé @layxsnv]

Me: I'm staying in the house so l dont spend any money
Me in the house:

[Lex 🪆 @lexspicelatte]

i would have been soooo good at being a peasant

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me on my way to mess with my dog who’s minding her own business

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night:

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Who you are after everyone goes to bed is the real you.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Do we even need a president actually

[bort @tacobort]

Might I suggest some Baja Blast for the lady?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Capybaras wandering around at dawn.

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

i hope this email freaks you out