Courtney Stoddard

I AM NOT COURTNEY STODDEN! STOP trying to follow me for that reason!

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

@YoMa816

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

@Drew_wolf816 What you doing at my grandma's?

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

Fuck, and I can't stress this enough... You

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Marjorie Taylor Greene says that adopted or parents through marriage aren’t real parents because they’re “not biological.” She just told a witness who is a mother through marriage that she is “not a mother.”

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

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[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

He has been found!!

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

#missingcat #leessummit #kansascity #lostanimal #lostpet #rewaroffered

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

#missingcat #leessummit #kansascity #lostanimal #lostpet #rewaroffered

[Ruth Ware @RuthWareWriter]

This is not the house in In a Dark Dark Wood, but it's not unlike it!

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

I did the Masked Singer because I wanted to see if I could still do it
after I had survived Pancreatic Cancer. My life was saved by early screening and an op. Now I’m starting the Bright Side Fund to raise money to help save others. I have partnered with https://t.co/tDXZ8xcyjg

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

This just in…I’m crushing my language lessons on Duolingo 💪 Join me? https://t.co/B7wBWO2QDS

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

This just in…I’m crushing my language lessons on Duolingo 💪 Join me? https://t.co/B7wBWO2QDS

[Sarah Godlewski @SarahforWI]

I had a whole speech planned for #WisDems2022—but then, Roe v. Wade was overturned. And I’m pissed off.

We had 50 years to codify Roe, but the Senate treated our reproductive freedom like it was an extra credit project. I'm running to make it a priority.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

If you think gun violence has everything to do with mental health and nothing to do with guns you are wrong twice.

And if you think now is the time for prayer but not action you should pick up any book of faith and read it once.

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

I advanced to the Emerald League on Duolingo

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/UptdZDo85u

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

This one was tough!!
Wordle 304 6/6

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[Kay Car Tan @Kayla_WithAMar]

Six people died in a mass shooting in Sacramento today. Every time I hear news of a mass shooting, I’m going to post about it, because I no longer wanna continue about my day as if mass shootings are normal. They are not.

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

It's warm because it's been in my pocket for two hours #shitjohnbeaudoinsays @JohnBeaudoin1

[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

Phew!
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[Courtney Stoddard @CourtStoddard]

Wordle 254 4/6

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