CPTHubbard

Your friendly foul-mouthed acidhead Reddit rambler. Oregon Trail Generation.

[CPTHubbard @CptHubbard]

@jimcramer, tonight you will be visited by the Ghosts of Financial Talkie-Talk Past, Present and Future.

An open letter from your new GME friends over at Wall Street Bets. There’s still time for you, Ebenezer Cramer...

https://t.co/z8oTtEb7zV

@ryancohen @RodAlzmann

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@sweatystartup My guess is your kid has behavior problems because his Dad is an insufferable douchebag.

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@SteveOnSpeed As an adult, I will never understand those who offer unsolicited life advice to no one in particular.

Complete waste of time and personal dignity.

You’re an adult. Control your damn self.

Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.

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@deedydas Anyone in torment in this situation is the softest, most pathetic human on the planet. Dante could probably think of a more appropriate level of hell for these pathetic people, but this one works for me.

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@sweatystartup You’re telling on yourself Nick Huber.

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@rohanpaul_ai Read the screenplay for Coneheads cover to cover got it.

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@PrepBaseballOR @PenguinHardball @Kaedencruse16 @GrantBSB Biggest shot I’ve ever seen out of a high schooler. Absolute monster. Go Blue!

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@amitisinvesting Tell me you don’t know what in the fuck you are talking about without telling me you don’t know what in fuck you are talking about.

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Exactly this.

What the fuck is even the point of money if once you have it you continue to debase yourself for more of it at every opportunity? Bottom rung shit.

[Clifford Asness @CliffordAsness]

For me, one of the main benefits of making some money is not having to wear a gimp suit for anybody. To each his own.

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@BillAckman Time to give Bill Ackman what he’s always wanted and nail him to a cross. ✝️

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@vega_gang It’s like a goddamn Ionesco play and Simpsons episode mash-up. Bonkers all the way down.

Good to see you otherwise my friend 👊

[CPTHubbard @CptHubbard]

Everything about this tariff shit is so fucking funny to me.

Pretty soon no one is gonna be able to afford a goddamn thing and everything is REALLY gonna tank—but half of this country will still support this lunacy simply because they hate the other half. Dumbfucks, all.

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@ScottPresler That’s because you and everyone you know is a mouth breathing dumbfuck

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@Camp4 That’s actually an idiotic take.

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Watching people who don’t know shit about shit trying to rationalize the unrationiz-able is fucking funny.

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@profplum99 You deserve the heat because you’re smarter than the vast majority of mouth breathers you voted with to elect this fucking retard.

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@elonmusk It must be so embarrassing to wake up as Elon Musk every morning

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@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump What a fucking bootlicker dumbfuck. Remember kids: dignity comes at a price that people like Bill Ackman are never willing to bear.

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@RepLuna What a fucking disgrace. You know nothing authoritarians are a fucking joke.

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@alexfinn Wake up babe new bootlicker propaganda for retards just dropped

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@CynicalPublius I heard that if you put numbers in front of them, inane groupings of dumbfuck sentences sound more credible.