Crack’d Egg

family owned restaurant serving boots and covid19! • for legal purposes “this is a parody account”

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In 1492 Abraham Lincoln helped write the constitution, and he specifically wrote “restaurants can do whatever they want”. I will fight this all the way to the top my peeps!

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Coming soon peeps: Crackd Egg mobile!!!

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currently closed FOR CONSTRUCTION! definitely not closed by our tyrannical government

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@dakasigma We cannot be silenced!!! Free speach!

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LAW and ORDER except very specifically when it comes to my restaurant!

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Merry CHRISTmas my peeps! We are celebrating the birth of infant Christ by leaving these doors OPEN like the arms of Jesus.

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What’s up Peeps! Our first album is dropping in the new year. All profits go directly to my pocket. 🤪

[Angelos Fake Restaurant @AngelosWashPA]

@CrackdEgg2 if your customers are still alive after breakfast, maybe they can come down to @AngelosWashPA for our signature "Plague and Pasta" combo! #COVID19 #freedom

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What’s up Peeps! Can’t wait to see you at the Egg Tube contest! Remember, anyone wearing a mask will be shot on site!

[Rhinestone Antifa @Garmo4Lyfe]

@CrackdEgg2 Hey where can I get more info about this event? I'm dying to go

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Today’s special my peeps! Bootstrap Burger! 🤪😋inspired by how I worked really hard and pulled myself up by my bootstraps (and my husband’s insurance payout) to start Crack’d Egg!

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Today’s special is Snowflake Salad in honor of the fake Crack’d Egg blocking us. ❄️🌨❄️

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SNOWFLAKES

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COWARDS! They’re scared of TRUE PATRIOTISM

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600 patriotic followers peeps! 🇺🇸 Thank you for fighting tyranny with us!

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@rickgaygolf @pghguyinva Don’t make us block you Ricky! AMERICA FIRST

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Tomorrow’s special is Egg Tube (formerly known as “omelette” but we only speak AMERICAN not disgusting FRENCH)

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Would you really scroll past without kneeling for our flag and saying a prayer for our forefather Millard Fillmore? This man signed our beloved Consitition and deserves our respect 🇺🇸

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@rickgaygolf @pghguyinva Suit yourself unpatriotic heathen!

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Please keep us in your prayers. We have been tragic victims of cancel culture. A fate worse than death by “Covid19”