Woody

Getting shadowbanned for asking Grok the questions Republicans won’t (until Elon gives Grok a lobotomy)

[Nick @BigBicNick]

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Ask yourself why the sudden obsession with Fauci now, all in lock step? What are they trying to distract from now? The shitshow in Iran? The economic decline at home? Still no full Epstein files? Trump’s corruption?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Let me get this straight. COVID was a hoax, but Trump deserves credit for Operation Warp Speed. The vaccine is poison, but Trump gets it. You should take ivermectin for a hoax. More than a million Americans died, but somehow it’s all Dr. Fauci’s fault.

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

He attacks mail‑in voting while voting by mail. He mocks vaccines while getting vaccinated. He pushes “Buy American” while selling foreign‑made merchandise. He demands action against undocumented workers while his own properties hired them. He rages about classified information while mishandling it. And now he’s falling asleep on the job after calling Joe Biden “Sleepy.” The hypocrisy is staggering.

[GM Sanchez @masanchez10]

Ken Paxton looks like one of those mucus germs in the Mucinex commercials

[Chris Jaxon Speaks @RealChrisJaxon]

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter.

[Warren @swd2]

"They're eating cats and dogs"
"The caravan will be here by Fall"
"They are sending murderers and rapists"

Every election year we have some xenophobic fear mongering.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

like imagine thinking this makes you a tough man when you won’t even help your daughter as her husband beats her

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Pictured here:

- 1 impeachment
- 2 mistresses
- 3 indictments
- 6 illegal votes
- 15 homes

And that’s just Ken Paxton!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

MAGA runs on the nostalgia because they have no future to offer you.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Bernie Moreno will get tough with Fauci but not the man who beat up his daughter.

What a fucking coward.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump got the COVID vaccine and like 12 booster shots. Never forget that you stupid MAGA neanderthals.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Since Andrew Tate has suddenly started believing in human rights after denying them to so many women through the years, I suspect he’ll find Jesus any day now.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Hi Senator are you wittingly or unwittingly throwing shade at @realDonaldTrump?

[Covie @covie_93]

The Republican candidate here broke his 2yo daughter's collarbone, pour hot water on his wife and held a gun to her head.

[Woody @CraigG99740]

@TheBStrakaShow @laurenboebert Wow The BS Show has really low view counts. I see why you need all these separate X accounts to try to promote it, @brandonstraka. What’s next now that your walk away thing, your stop Mamdani thing, your take down @ScottPresler thing, and your BS show are all big fat flops?

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

and then Andrew Tate closed replies 😂

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

People don’t need religion to have a moral compass; they need religion to cover up not having a moral compass.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So how many times can Trump "obliterate" Iran before you MAGA jackasses realize that he's lying to you?

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is having a mental health episode on social media right now. He’s been posting nonstop all day:

11:16 AM - AI photo of Kaitlan Collins as Dylan Mulvaney
11:43 AM - AI image attacking Bruce Springsteen
3:22 PM - An AI art installation of Trump throwing a ‘Trump 2028’ hat
3:23 PM - Photo of him standing next to a TV with Biden’s final Oval Office address playing
3:23 PM - AI art of him giving his speech at the WHCD
3:23 PM - AI photo of Chris Christie fighting Democrat Rep. Jerry Nadler
3:23 PM - AI image attacking Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert
3:24 PM - Trump 2028 poster that says “give the enemy nightmares.” Nobody is scared of him
3:24 PM - AI image attacking Rosie O’Donnell
3:25 PM - Fake movie poster of him in Star Trek
3:25 PM - Another Trump 2028 poster
3:31 PM - AI poster of the U.S. attacking Kharg Island in Iran
3:31 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker
3:32 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x2
3:33 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x3
3:47 PM - Posts an AI image of an Iranian ship being blown up
4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x4
4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x5
4:37 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x6
4:39 PM - AI image of him cosplaying as a Navy Commander
4:39 PM - AI image of him smoking a cigar wearing a Trump 2028 hat
4:40 PM - AI poster of him with founding fathers
4:41 PM - Poster of himself saying “the man who saved America” which couldn’t be further from the truth
4:41 PM - Weird photo of him standing behind a pillar
4:45 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world”
4:47 PM - AI image of American jets saying “Guardian Angels of the world”
4:48 PM - Another AI photo of an Iranian ship being blown up
4:49 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world” x2
4:52 PM - AI photo of lightning over the Capitol building saying “panic in DC”
4:53 PM - A photo of himself saying “plan trusted”
4:54 PM - AI image of an eagle and a jet saying “America is back” which certainly isn’t true
4:54 PM - AI photo of a beach saying “Trump’s America” which is ironic given that the image is fake lol
4:55 PM - Photo of him giving a speech
4:56 PM - Photo of himself pointing at members of his cabinet
4:57 PM - AI photo of himself and JFK
4:58 PM - Fake photo of himself wearing a pink Trump 2028 hat
4:59 PM - AI photo of a Trump 2028 mug surrounded by crying people
4:59 PM - Photo of him putting on his Trump 2028 hat at the WHCD
5:00 PM - Posts graph downplaying American casualties in Iran
5:01 PM - AI photo of an air filter between the United States and Canada
5:04 PM - Attacks Republican Senator John Thune
5:04 PM - AI image of him as a doctor
5:16 PM - Fake movie poster of him and George Washington in a time travel movie

He’s insane. 25th Amendment NOW.