Craig

Just a guy with his camera. And his pickleball paddle. And his kayak. And his bike. Oh, and his family.
#janesvillephoto

[Craig @CraigHurda]

@SleeperPackers I was there.... Incredible moment.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

wait…

[Rach, Esq. @thebgcomplex]

Why can I drunkenly type the word fuckface without issue, but the phrase “I am home” takes six tries

[Craig @CraigHurda]

Retweeting by said pasty fuck.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer https://t.co/NHZV62r9tw

[Liz Ryan @humanworkplace]

Tired of the wheeze, "Some people can't be trusted to work from home." Really? You hired them. You chose them from a field of candidates based on your careful selection process. You don't trust people YOU hired? Translation: you don't trust yourself to hire people you can trust

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

*eating trail mix*

Me: Is this camping?

[trash jones @jzux]

“step outside your comfort zone” ok but that’s literally any step

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Me: Want some trail mix?

Him: That’s just peanut butter m&m’s and some ibuprofen.

Me: It’s homemade.

[tate @50FirstTates]

my brain: ur worried

me: i am? about what

my brain: idk. things????

me: omg ur right

[trash jones @jzux]

if at first you don’t succeed, think about it for the rest of your life when you’re trying to fall asleep

[Fark @fark]

Short but well-rounded thread:

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The idea of alpha males is so funny bc guys really made up an upper class and then put themselves in it. Ok if you're an alpha male then I'm a turbo dude. That's one level higher. You wouldn't understand bc you're just an alpha, sorry.

[Craig @CraigHurda]

@joslater37 The ultimate 'hold my beer'.

[Craig @CraigHurda]

OK @PPAtour, @LisaHurda & I are coming for some hardware. :)

#CompetingInTheBairdOpen

[Vaskange @Vaskange]

The original video of my artwork here.
Stay tuned, to discover more infinite stories!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

My favorite word is “Amen” because when I hear it I know you’re finally done asking Me for stupid shit.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trevor’s no finance expert, but the details of Elon Musk’s Twitter buy seem a little weird. #BetweenTheScenes

[Nostradadmus @bigpoppadrunk]

Wife: Did you even do any of the chores I asked you to do today

Coroner: We just need to know if this is your husband's body ma'am

[Forward Janesville @Fwd_Janesville]

MAKING DREAMS REALTY is Making Dreams tonight with an Open House & Ribbon-Cutting to celebrate their new location. See you there! - https://t.co/KLT7N4XYFf