Craig Symons

Husband, Dad, Flight Controller, Union President. Illini alum. CPS parent. I have opinions. They are mine.

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

It's hard to overstate how much of an outlier California is for its slow vote-counting relative to literally any other state or almost any other industrialized democracy.

[Craig Symons @CraigSymons]

@thescorechicago Is he trying to convince the Bears to go elsewhere?

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

I’m sure the massive, post-election vote dumps will boost leftist candidates. Taking days or weeks to count votes and announce the results is a joke.

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

The last World Cup was in Qatar.

[Jonathan Kay @jonkay]

Wow. The editorial board of the Globe & Mail just flat out admitted that it screwed up by failing to scrutinize the false 2021 claims that “unmarked graves” had been “confirmed” at Kamloops. It’s taken five years, which is a disgrace, but give them credit for finally saying it

[RegularGuy @CJ5324920]

@SubxNews Great. So now my kid has to complete with illegals for a spot at a state university. And to add insult to injury my taxes will be paying for the illegals tuition too.

[Joe Tegtmeyer 🚀 🤠🛸😎 @JoeTegtmeyer]

Want to know what it sounded like during the launch of Flight 12 of Starship today?

Check out this video and the shaking of the windows. This was during my livestream with @esherifftv (Ellie in Space) at a ouse about 5 miles from the launch site.

Definitely have the volume up! Truly a powerful rocket ... the most powerful ever!

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

WOW! This is the first time we've ever been able to see Starship in space from another object. This view comes from modified Starlink satellite they just deployed that has a camera and a light on it.

Super cool!

[Savanah Hernandez @Savsays]

The fact that comically stupid people were able to defraud the U.S. out of BILLIONS just goes to show how horrifically ineffective our government is.

[Jenn Pellegrino 🇺🇸 @JennPellegrino]

Never forget when CNN mocked @nickshirleyy for exposing this fraud, then tried to discredit him by calling the fraudsters to ask if they were, in fact, committing fraud.

Now they're federally charged. Great job, Nick!

[Brandon Pope TV @BpopeTV]

Barry Butler just casually drops the most breathtaking Chicago images known to man every week. Legend.

[Ald. Raymond Lopez @RaymondALopez]

Kevin & his family are part of the 15th Ward’s Canaryville community. He was brutally attacked while doing his job in McKinley Park by a repeat offender for one simple reason: he is a police officer!

The assailant used a set of brass knuckles to attack Kevin. With the number of blows to his head & face, Kevin is lucky to be alive. However, he will need reconstructive oral surgery having had all his teeth either knocked out or impacted inward.

The repeat criminal responsible for this heinous act will be in court today at 26/California for the 1230 pre-trial detention call. I encourage all who can attend to join me in attending.

https://t.co/EVBUf89s5g

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman https://t.co/WrsVU0hOTy

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

One of the greatest troll maps of the city ever conceived. A stroke of evil genius. I’m honestly mad I didn’t come up with it

[CWBChicago @CWBChicago]

Something not mentioned in this story: The manner of death, per the medical examiner, is "undetermined."

That means not declared a homicide by that office.

Doesn't mean it wasn't.

But it can make proving a murder charge very challenging.

[CWBChicago @CWBChicago]

A man with more than 60 arrests in his past used a 12-inch knife to hijack a CTA bus until the driver bailed out of her window on the Near North Side, prosecutors say.

https://t.co/Smskux6JCt

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

JD Vance: "If the government shuts down your main source of revenue, do you write a letter?! Do you make a phone call? 780 of those that we've closed down. We haven't even heard a single thing from anybody. That's how bad the fraud is!"

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@CAgovernor How much fraud we allowing this year?

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

How cool is this @UNC

Make your six strings something worth hearing. 👏 @ericchurch