Craig Eldridge

Superior Being. Perennial Winner. 9 Inches, and Thick.

[Craig Eldridge @CraigTheLeg_]

@chef4131 @ChrisBrownBills Pretty sure I shat out a feces peblet this morning that has more critical thinking skills than you.

- Craig

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@JKlappss @BloOnTheGo72 @GarryMarr @NHLRumourReport @BUFSportsTalk Because my testicles scrape the ground when I walk.

- Craig

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@JKlappss @BloOnTheGo72 @GarryMarr @NHLRumourReport @BUFSportsTalk Individuals who tend to have plush bank accounts and moist pussy upon a snap of a finger 🫰. Feel free to shoot me an email if you’d like to get there one day “JKlappss”, I’ll probably never respond to it.

- Craig

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@DhaneBriere @BillsMafiaEP @camiclune I sit in my bedroom and weep for countless hours every night for the countless lives Buffalo Sabres anthem singer cut short by not getting the covid vaccine… NOT! I sit in my office watching CASH flow ENDLESSLY into my bank account while you scrape cupholders for a spare penny

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@CanadiensMTL

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@OJsGlove032 @TGM_1989 @sarcasticgoose_ @SneakyJoeSports I don’t know how my original comment doesn’t reinforce this sentiment, Tony!

- Craig

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@Asepci716_310 @SalSports Would you prefer to just not see footage of the Bills rookies at Rookie Minicamp, Anthony? You’re truly a worthless imbecile

- Craig

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@LiestenMayer @DomTibbettsTV Speak on a sport people of your kind actually understand, curling.

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@TGM_1989 @sarcasticgoose_ @SneakyJoeSports I mean you would almost fucking think that a coach in waiting would like to show he can make meaningful adjustments. This one really isn’t rocket science when it comes to figuring it out

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Charles McAvoy

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@natebenson Plastic folding tables and a creased $5 grey walmart tablecloth draped over top. Budget looking great for this poverty failure of a city!

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@19thhole1977 @BuffaloSabres @ByMHarrington Everyone will be standing dipshit. Unless you want a front row seat to stare at my chocolate starfish for the entire game

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@NESN Respect the Crest next time.

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THE FIRST ROUND MATCHUP IS SET 🐻 ⚔️

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@star_dkot @IainMacBets @MrRoccoCyrus Circling back. I must be extremely retarded since I can’t seem to figure out how this bet played out for @IainMacBets! Such great “value”throwing money into a garbage pit! I’ll continue to prosper while you peasants shake the cup

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@BloOnTheGo72 Looking spiffy, Lee!

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Shameless officiating. A mockery of the sport of basketball.