Craigor Barbarian

Former child star. emancipated from his parents at 16. Tied for third most appearances on The Love Boat. You may know me from Drake and Josh.

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

My love language is potato

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

So ‘hip dips’ are the conversation of the day and I just want to take a moment to let you all know that until, like this year, I thought they were some form of exercise.

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

I’ve tried this. Doesn’t work.

[s𝗍ᥱ���һᥲᥒіᥱ @janefkndoe]

Walk around in a white tank top with no bra to assert dominance.

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

Yeah. This is me. I cook every night and I have my way. Just hang tight until I bring dinner out.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to get out of my way.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

LeBron James, would you like to come work in the Merriam-Webster Citation Archives?

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

Cookie dough and Peanut butter cup.

[KEEZY BABY 🫶🏽 @1keezybaby]

Pick 2 scoops of your favorite flavor?

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

Craig

[໊ @buffys]

starts with C and we all love it

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The venn diagram of people who think the 2nd amendment is sacred but the 14th amendment should be ignored is a circle.

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

Everyone is out here beefing with everyone and I’m just over here wondering who’s gonna beef with me?

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

@flutter72 So formal

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

The Supreme Court also ruled that I’m a “rad dude” but it was just a 5-4 decision.

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

Skinny dippin is the best way to beat the heat. It’s proven science.

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

@JailbirdMJ Hell yeah!

[Zach Lowe @ZachLowe_NBA]

LeBron is 41.5 years old and can still break NBA Twitter. Pretty incredible career.

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

@JailbirdMJ Jealousy is off the scale right now

[Hayden Grove @H_Grove]

You’re telling me that he just came off the 2016 Cavs celebration vacation and his first thought is: “yeah, let’s end this thing with the Warriors.”?!

I mean, maybe, but I don’t know, man.

[Mack Perry @DevaronPerry]

That LBJ ➡️ GSW news gonna hit like a shot to the gut.

[Brad Stainbrook @StainbrookNFL]

Call me soft. Call me emotional. I don’t care. The Warriors is the one team LeBron should never play for. 2016 will feel so ruined to me.

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

Ugh....he's going to Golden State isn't he.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

@flutter72

[Craigor Barbarian @CraigorDammit]

Good morning. I trust you all have the appropriate amounts of coffee today?

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Well, yes. Because that’s what our constitution says.

If you don’t like it move to Canada bitch