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@BrettKollmann Where are the weak points outside of linebacker (who hopefully improve in their 2nd year)? Is it just EDGE & CB depth?

[Chatterbox Sports @CBoxSports]

“This is not Lamar Jackson who doesn’t win in the playoffs, this is not Dak Prescott, this is not Justin Herbert…Joe Burrow is 5-2, case closed. I’d be rolling with that guy.”

-Tony Kornheiser

#Bengals

[Dash 💍 @nihilimei]

MAN LMFAOOOO

[Jay Morrison @ByJayMorrison]

And on the heels of reworking Burrow's deal, the #Bengals announced they have signed top draft pick Cashius Howell.

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@JoeGoodberry Why would they not do this during FA so they could be more aggressive? Is this strictly to cover Dexter’s contract and extensions?

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@iheartjwill Thought KD, Harden, and Russ was going to be a dynasty and followed ever since.

[tj 🈂️ @bigdawggtjj]

whenever OKC loses, you never hear about the lack of calls from their side. whenever they win, the opposing team has this crying shit in their arsenal cause they know the public opinion will slide with them regardless. shit pathetic as hell

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@slime_machine @rarestbarbie I don’t care who you are, if you’re having sex with this, you deserve some criticism

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Chuck has had enough with this Wemby narrative 😆

[MaVegetaKc @KctBurner]

Bermuda Triangle mystery solved before you touched Super Bowl turf .@JoshAllenQB

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

best value 2026 NFL draft classes

1. Commanders
2. Panthers
3. Colts
4. Bengals
5. Jets
6. Giants
7. Buccaneers
8. Raiders
9. Falcons
10. Chiefs

see pic for 1-32 plus methodology

READ FULL ANALYSIS:

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team-by-team & round-by-round analysis to follow 🧵

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

Our 2026 Draft Sheet is available for everyone!

This is a group effort with player evaluations from @bengals_sans, @maxtoscano1 and @ParkerBlake60, data collection from @nangleberger and pre-draft contract and mock draft info collected by @Andy_Hafenbrack

Then you've got @JakeLiscow, @DDMeritt and @kjacobson helping to make it look pretty and keep things coordinated.

Give them a follow while you're here.

If you have questions after looking around, feel free to ask.

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@JoeGoodberry Is 10 too early for Sadiq? Could solve the wr3 issue (gesicki in the slot) and now you have a long term plan at TE

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@AdamSchefter @KlutchSports Insane miss by the bengals

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@AdamSchefter We extended our 30 year old LT, instead of signing a starting linebacker, starting DT, backup edge, backup swing tackle, extending one of of the CBs, extending chase brown… so many options on where to go with the rest of the cap and they resigned an aging LT

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@JakeLiscow This feels like the end. There’s no one left in free agency that makes me feel like we can make a push in the playoffs. Zero confidence in drafting well enough to plug all of the glaring holes. Would not be surprised if the team gets blown up next year and its rebuild time

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@LndsPatterson Brown family is selling the team. He’s fired and Zac’s fired.

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@Dave65023566129 @AaronomicsM @slime_machine You seem like a very normal well put together person Dave65023566129

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@Bengals Sell the team