Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜

Hello, cockatoos! Jackie T. here, some gaudy-print-and-spiked-jacket wearing sarcastic punky dork with a technicolor hair strip. No refunds. She/her.

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@JoJoFromJerz Driving A car, playing the piano, Dance Dance Revolution, speaking Irish and Polish...

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

I've had Cassandra experiences more than once, especially with my job.

[Callum Stephen (He/Him) @AutisticCallum_]

Autistic life is being a Cassandra; our pattern-spotting, dot-connecting and pragmatism mean that we can predict future outcomes with great accuracy, yet our predictions are rarely valued or believed.

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Wow. The Venture Bros. pilot first aired 20 years ago, February 16, 2003. What a long, strange, scientastic trip it's been.

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@joncoopertweets He is just asking to get rotten vegetables or rocks thrown at him.

[Katy Stoll @katystoll]

Decided I need more hobbies so I just bought a paint by numbers kit and a beginner pottery wheel excited to let them sit on my table for a few months before I pack them away!

[wint @dril]

its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@ameachen @BadVaccineTakes I learned this in biology class in middle school. Why are some people so damn stupid?

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@turquoiselau @BadMedicalTakes Same here.

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@AutisticCoach_ No. I hate wasting food. Also, cold pizza is amazing for breakfast!

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@joncoopertweets Ted Nugent, red baseball caps, the word "patriot", using the American flag as a social media avatar, supporting veterans...

Wait, just ONE? Oops...

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@MilitaryCooI Ranger

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@Paul83Bottomley @transscribe I'm in that same boat. I never cared for HP, so when this game and its bad baggage came out, I shrugged and continued to play Animal Crossing New Horizons.

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@grapenuts_robot "Owwww! Those things are bad for you!"

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@mightbeautistic My family had a patch of sunflowers; when they seeded, we'd put the seed heads on the back deck railings. Within a day, our deck was FLOODED with blue jays eating the sunflower seeds!
It wasn't until recently that I learned jays were corvids; I knew ravens and crows were.

[PushingUpRoses 🦇 pushinguproses.bsky.social @PushinUpRoses]

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever won the trust of a kitty cat?

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@AutismKitty I love it, either sprinkled with salt and pepper or drizzled with cheddar cheese sauce. I like my cauliflower those ways too!

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@GailSimone Forrest Gump. My brothers are obsessed with that movie and frequently quote Bubba's shrimp lines.

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@PushinUpRoses Cabbage cats!

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

@themiutoo @davenewworld_2 Agreed. Also, Proud Family is to Kwanzaa as Rugrats was to Judiasm: me learning about other December holidays via cartoons.

[Rainbow Cockatoo 🦜 @CrashCourseCmdy]

Grown woman here, and saaaaame...