Crassus

Geoff and Nat are Crassus. Well, not actually Crassus. Crassus is actually Crassus. Nat and Geoff do sketch comedy as Crassus, and crave your approval.

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

I just voted for Geoff Crump at https://t.co/T3MsXb684Q on @Talenthouse @FestivalSupreme

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

@JennaJSawan Thank you so much!

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

@jamiecampbell79 we go on at. 10. We got this.

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

HEY Y'ALL! ARM THE WHALES EXISTS! Download it here: http://t.co/Xjo8HXcwA2! Name your price, download and enjoy! See ya tonight!

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

Hey world! Our album #ArmtheWhales goes up for consumption tomorrow! Check http://t.co/kNyivbYOU6!

[ABBARIA @AbbariaComedy]

Tuesday we open for @CrassusCmdy at @ComedySportzChi for their album release party!! We got a sneak peak of their album. GOOD STUFF.

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

July 19th we burn the Cleveland River down at @BigLittleComedy! Come for the fun,stay for the regrettable fun! fest runs July 17 - 20.

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

July 15th, 2014 our album drops! It has been a long time coming, but will be worth the wait. More details to come.

[ComedySportz Chicago @ComedySportzChi]

Happy 30th for ComedySportz next week w/ new brand! Here's a recap of our own "new looks" #CSz30.

[Under The Gun @UTGTheater]

@CrassusCmdy gave us a fun Chicago fact that the Great Chicago Fire was actually started by a smaller fire #Snubfest

[Under The Gun @UTGTheater]

@CrassusCmdy got a sympathetic "Aw" at a best friend dying of Cancer tricking his friend into giving a final Hand Job. #Snubfest

[Under The Gun @UTGTheater]

@shockts @gaycochicago @AbbariaComedy @FocusontheHam @CrassusCmdy @PrettyWindyCo and more tonight #Snubfest at @ZaniesComClubs 8:30pm

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

Come help Crassus send the wonderful folks at @TalkHardChi into the grand abyss! this Friday at Midnight @ComedySportzChi

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

@itslinke @gwcrump Dammit! I guess we'll have to save "Three Thumbs and a Poop" for the title of our next album.

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

Our album has a name! Arm the Whales; release date pending (but not far off). Check out one of our "hits"! http://t.co/APWD5o9HY7

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

Almost a year ago today, Touching Dicks was released on the world. More album coming soon; for right now, check it: http://t.co/yszR7PFuNS

[Awesomonster @awesomonsters]

This will always be worth another share. Why? Cause it's Grood Music! https://t.co/2MBvfiIDEy

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

Spending some sweet quality time with @TalkHardChi tomorrow night. Check it, free tmro @ midnight!

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Our ode to the @WGNMorningNews folks we wrote for @ChgoSketchfest. Cut for time, unfortunately. Here it is: https://t.co/q1qRiWVOlV

[Crassus @CrassusCmdy]

Thanks everybody who came out to our show last night! You're all shining sex diamonds!