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it's not that serious

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@policywonk11 @cabot_phillips

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@Th_Angelopoulos @ThomBrady5 @angloid0 you mean the family whose son was arrested as he bled to death under the assumption he was being racist is not making statements that would be arrestable offenses in your orwellian nightmare of a country?

fuck you.

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@chriswithans new votes were added, actually.

42k votes, in fact.

almost exactly the number she needs to close the gap.

crazy how that works.

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@BobbyBorkIII fixed it

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@moginstall @SteveRob you're gonna care a lot more when the receipts of him serially sexting with minors drop.

will you admit to poor judgment when that happens?

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@uriahz @cabot_phillips shave your retarded beard, fatass.

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@dearmurray @cabot_phillips Haha your comedic advice articles are impressively unfunny.

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@Duderichy happens to the best of us

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

"babe, if I'm telling you I cheated on you twice, why in the world would I lie about cheating on you 5 times?"

- every serial lying cheater ever

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@MikeASperrazza Let me ask you a question Mike- if I’m telling you I smoked crack, why in the world would I lie about snorting it? There’s plenty of pictures of me smoking crack doing all sorts of stupid things, with all sorts of people and rarely with clothes on. But not snorting cocaine.

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@Passengersolo @HunterBiden @JG_CSTT you know you can just type the word "cunts" like an adult, right?

[Emergent @emergentvibe]

do ants think they are normal size or do they realise they are small

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@ThomBrady5 jesus christ I can't read. was just checking out the mayoral race (which did find those votes I mentioned) but my stupid ass saw a map and went "hurrr mayoral race"

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

I'm excited to eventually learn how many major wins from this administration can be attributed, at least in part, to Bessent's proclivity for threatening and following through on violence?

it's so fucking funny to imagine key decisions being guided by fear that this golden gay is actually going to fuck you up in the oval office.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 TILLIS TO BESSENT: Did you tell Director Pulte you’d punch him in the face?

BESSENT: “No sir — I actually said I was going to kick his ASS!”

LMAOOOO ☠️

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

overheard a woman on the phone utter "..but he still licked my pussy out.." and I've never been more repulsed by a choice of words

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

@BuzzPatterson @ChadBianco right?

effectively the same result, but with numbers that have no influence on how the general goes.

crazy.

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

funny moment at 18s where her libshit-speak almost overrides reading "the truth" with "your truth"

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NEW: Secretary of State Marco Rubio blasts the Foreign Affairs Committee after today’s hearing turned into a "circus" in the House.

Democrat Rep. Sara Jacobs bizarrely attacked Rubio over the size of his shoes while claiming that he doesn’t know what “winning” means.

JACOBS: “And just like you couldn't admit that the shoes the president bought you were too big, you clearly don't know what winning means.”

RUBIO: “I don't know what shoes she's talking about. What is she talking about?”

JACOBS: “Your shoes look very nice today, Mr. Secretary.”

RUBIO: “How can you see them? They're way down here. We're talking about shoes. Are you guys kidding me? I mean, is this the Foreign Affairs Committee, or is this like a circus?”

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

I've mentioned this to my wife at least once per week since 2020.

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

remember when the public health profession doused its credibility in gasoline and lit a match

the open letter with signatures is still available online and ive backed it up to a private google drive if anyone's interested in doing a "where are they now"

link in next tweet

[CrawD @Crawbaddy]

I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that, if you're being called in for a meeting for being insubordinate and hostile to your boss in front of all of your colleagues, continuing your hostile insubordination by repeating questions you've been told aren't being answered, you should keep those details to yourself because they make you sound like an egotistic diva who probably should've been fired long ago.

[Ben Mullin @BenMullin]

Scott Pelley just issued a statement on Bari's remarks this morning: