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@MLBTheShow Ah yes the 1915 pitcher who threw 103 mph fastballs, you guys make this game unplayable

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@SeanPayton @BarstoolGruden Coach, I love shannahan, romo, and garopollo, mostly because they can all run an offense, do you want to know why I don’t like you?

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@SeanPayton @BarstoolGruden You’re absolutely garbage at offense

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Sean Payton (known terrible coach) will lose 1st round. Quite possibly one of the worst offense, dynamically. I hate the idea that I’m forced to be alive at the same time as this offensively illiterate head coach.

[Sean Payton @SeanPayton]

@BarstoolGruden
EIU!!!

[Bob Zuppke @BobZuppke]

Wasting senior year Luke with an absolute clown still trying to learn his job in year three

[Kasparas Ponchonis @Ponchonis]

I gamble against my own team. I have no problem with the @FBI checking my phone

My name is Aaron Henry, defensive coordinator for the Illinois Fighting Illini

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@TJenkinsTampa God damn his fastball is still there

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

This is the greatest living American.

[based @CrawfordCase]

This is actually really smart, smoking in the house can decrease the homes value

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Government: We highly suggest you evacuate ASAP

Florida Mfs:

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I put you as my number one, yet you catch a ball and piss on any possible parlay. Let us know when you want to suck ass for a game

[CALVIN RIDLEY @CalvinRidley1]

Ready to fight

[Denny Carter @CDCarter13]

if colorado beats oregon tomorrow deion sanders automatically becomes the dallas cowboys head coach. look it up if you don't believe me.

[based @CrawfordCase]

Just saw the Russian war strategy on tiktok, this bouta be a breeze

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@kyndalpowel 430 credit score 🥴

[based @CrawfordCase]

Who is the Ryder and why is there a cup

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I’m sick and tired of Aquafina disrespect

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Why were they telling us about kony 2012, tf were we suppose to do as 5th graders, enlist?

[based @CrawfordCase]

College is swiping right on 4 girls in a row all named Emma

[Melo @MELOD1P]

if it ain’t crack let her run track

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If you don’t pay your taxes and go to prison then you don’t have to pay taxes AND you get to live for free

[based @CrawfordCase]

@chazzmichaelm11 Never had sex actually so adult films are out of my league

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I still can’t stop thinking about how this chick in 6th grade told all of us she was turning into a wolf and then would growl at us