Croesus

Always busy with my hands. Woodworking and paperfolding. Found on occasion in a theatrical pit band.

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Why is your mind so small?

[Not Bob🇺🇸 @bafornols]

Why is her head so big?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@RoboSidor @gunsnrosesgirl3 The first rule of Freemasonry Club is…

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@deadeyebrakeman 15 quarts, will accept a late model Mercedes or equivalent in trade

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@thegridkid @NYTGames Fie on you

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@PhysInHistory Because it’s easier to believe that widely dispersed objects in space influence the trajectory of your life, rather than having to take personal responsibility for that path

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@howie_hua 38+7 is 45, plus 50 equals 95. But it happens in my head instantly

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@PhysInHistory For the same reason The Orange Menace was elected—rampant ignorance

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@pickover Protactor, last week in my workshop

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@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Lying in the dark tonight, what will you wish you had done differently in your life?

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@NYTGames NYTGames needs to maintain the Acrostic archive.

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@stitchfix Please explain.

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@DonwanOlasa @nathanwpyle Yes, https://t.co/fyFfj5R7H3

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@financebuzz One secret thing to do if you have Instagram: Block every ad

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@hh_matt Hi Matthew, I just finished ALWIAB and thoroughly enjoyed it. Humorless literary critics be damned, the Butt stuff was entirely pleasureable, if unexpected.

I live ten minutes from Porcfest, it is a clownfest of astounding idiocy.
Cigars and Rambo cosplay for incels.

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@SebGorka You angry, bro?

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@standupmaths How weird are the angles?

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@thegridkid you can edit the Mini any day!

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@JonoZalay It would be nice if they made something bigger that the single-serving carton