Peta Cretin

Not her/it. Australian lefty author and teacher with a soul destroying addiction to AUS & UK politics. Also @OfficialBHAFC

[Peta Cretin @CretinPeta]

Go Victoria!

[Peta Cretin @CretinPeta]

@mjrowland68 Says uninspiring old man on $911K per annum

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@AFF_Ultras "Saudis trying every trick in the book" says Tyler as defender lies unconscious in pool of his own blood and teeth.

[Peta Cretin @CretinPeta]

@RexChapman Hello my name is Bruce

[Adrian Elton @TheSurrealMcCoy]

Love it when a brand takes a stand!

Spotted all over Melbourne this morning.

Of course, as they're digital billboards it's hard to know whether or not the system was hacked? But if they're legit, BBQs Galore deserves a mighty salute!

#springst

[Peta Cretin @CretinPeta]

@TheTweetOfGod You have one job....

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@RobbSmith @adamajacoby Just don't mention the climate

[Peta Cretin @CretinPeta]

@alanshearer Yet little old #bhafc only 4 places back with game in hand without chopping up any journos at all!

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Tiffany Trump's wedding tonight has all the hallmarks of a season finale.

[The Chaser @chaser]

Say what you like about Elon but you can't deny that between Tesla and Twitter, the man sure knows how to organise a car crash

[Peta Cretin @CretinPeta]

@InsanityCrushr2 @SteveDeaceShow By nonsense I take it you mean crime

[Peta Cretin @CretinPeta]

@Peter_Fitz @RonniSalt Sad as it is, we all have to face the facts... it's just not the same place without any ads.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I can’t stop laughing. Imagine spending 44 billion dollars just to get fact checked by the thing you bought 🤣🤣🤣

[Peta Cretin @CretinPeta]

@lesstenny I'm hoping a lion

[Quentin Dempster @QuentinDempster]

Samantha McCulloch, Petroleum Production Exploration Association, tells ⁦@David_Speers⁩ gas is already a big contributor to tax revenue but cannot quantify the current profit spike or explain succinctly why domestic electricity prices are trending to extortionate levels.

[TFR | 300k+ on YT @theftblrealm]

BREAKING: Marc Cucurella wants to go BACK to Brighton 🚨

"I never want to play against Solly March again" he told reporters

[Christine Milne AO @ChristineMilne]

At last some good news Lula has defeated Bolsonaro. #Amazon #HumanRights

[Peta Cretin @CretinPeta]

@DinoCFC For all his football smarts he's shown himself to be a very small man. Looks way more stressed than he ever did at @bhafc . Be careful what you wish for.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

it has been interesting, over the years, to watch you blossom from the electric car guy into a fully-formed piece of shit @elonmusk