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I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. Lover of whiskey,cars,family!

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@ochocinco do you think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane? Or do you think he was beating gorilla cheeks?

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@Science_TechTV 1000 a day is almost 1.5 million a day. Times that by 365 and you’re already over half a billion.

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@DrJayTrades @Raindropsmedia1 Did you even see the guard rail. 😂

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@DrJayTrades @Raindropsmedia1 She didnt call the police and they didnt witness it then that usually means that someone called it in instead of woman lost control of your car hit the rail and slid down.Other accounts of the story is all the officers had when showing up and she still destroyed public property.

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@ChrissyDrunk @akafaceUS Nah kid just got hit by a car and thrown to the ground harshly. That reaction was genuine and truthful you can tell even the guy knew that he wasn’t involved “that time” notice how he went on about the bike and not the door bell after the reaction from the kid.

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@GigglingGanon How about for once you don’t lie! Effectively communicate your wants and needs that way if there is that one time he doesn’t it’s not the end of the world. Why is it so hard to just say “yes, please. You know what I like”.

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@EpicClipVault That dog was the ultimate hype man.

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@emily_woodsx Sounds like a fun night, though our sleep schedules might get messed up but the sleep will infact be great haha

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@emily_woodsx

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@maybeimabelle You ever check out kneaders bakery in Thornton? Bomb!!!!

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@_julh4 Crimson never kiss and tells. 🤫

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@emily_woodsx I’d die a happy man.

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@DeadYongui You ever been hit with a bullet going 308fps or 210 mph from less than 200 yards when it’s designed to take out medium game at 500-800 yards??

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@katie_honey85 🤤🤤

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@BlackAndNative1 You’re an idiot. He gets requested to come to these campus’s and speak on topics he is passionate about and also lets people/students debate things they also are passionate about. Wasn’t that dude either. Suggest you get all the facts first before making sad attempts and a smear.

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@emily_woodsx Been wanting a gym partner. I’m seriously down

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@katie_honey85 Come have a drink with me next weekend?

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@elonmusk do you still have that McLaren F1? You got all those years ago?

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@katie_honey85

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@DisrespectedThe No veteran who served our country should ever be homeless and go without.

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@katie_honey85 My kind of fun.